Tag Archives: Photos

Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests!

Click the tiny Stormtrooper to go see all of the Invaded! studio photos on the Halloween blog!

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If Avitable loses his beard and nobody’s there, is he still Avitable?

I started growing facial hair when I was 13 years old. By 14, I was able to grow a passable beard that my parents detested. When I left for college at 17, I grew a goatee and for the last … Continue reading

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Narcissism 101

After uploading my photos to Flickr from BlogHer, I spent some time searching around for some of the better photos taken of me during the conference. And because I’m nothing if not narcissistic, I thought I’d post a few here: … Continue reading

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Help me choose my next hairstyle

Yesterday, Hilly posted about InStyle’s new fun little widget that lets you try on new hairstyles. She neglected to mention that it was for women only. These are the options I’ve come up with so far: The Farrah: The Aniston: … Continue reading

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America’s Next Top Moob Contest

A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.” While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men … Continue reading

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Caption This

Give me your best caption. The one I pick as the best wins a prize!

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Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . .

For my birthday, could I get someone to clean my office? I’m completely overwhelmed here and to the point that I don’t even know where to start to make headway. In other Avita-news: Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you short … Continue reading

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Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed

Here’s the thing. I’m going to go to BlogHer 2009 this July. There are several reasons for this. First and foremost, it’s in Chicago, and I have several friends who live there that I want to see. Secondly, I think … Continue reading

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The moment none of you have been waiting for

During the Halloween party, we had one room that was turned into a photo studio and took professional photos of almost every guest (except for the few who never meandered into the studio) in their costumes. I thought since most … Continue reading

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Sneak Peek

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