The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests!
Click the tiny Stormtrooper to go see all of the Invaded! studio photos on the Halloween blog!
Narcissism 101
After uploading my photos to Flickr from BlogHer, I spent some time searching around for some of the better photos taken of me during the conference. And because I’m nothing if not narcissistic, I thought I’d post a few here: … Continue reading
Help me choose my next hairstyle
Yesterday, Hilly posted about InStyle’s new fun little widget that lets you try on new hairstyles. She neglected to mention that it was for women only. These are the options I’ve come up with so far: The Farrah: The Aniston: … Continue reading
America’s Next Top Moob Contest
A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.” While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men … Continue reading
Caption This
Give me your best caption. The one I pick as the best wins a prize!
Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . .
For my birthday, could I get someone to clean my office? I’m completely overwhelmed here and to the point that I don’t even know where to start to make headway. In other Avita-news: Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you short … Continue reading
Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed
Here’s the thing. I’m going to go to BlogHer 2009 this July. There are several reasons for this. First and foremost, it’s in Chicago, and I have several friends who live there that I want to see. Secondly, I think … Continue reading
The moment none of you have been waiting for
During the Halloween party, we had one room that was turned into a photo studio and took professional photos of almost every guest (except for the few who never meandered into the studio) in their costumes. I thought since most … Continue reading
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