The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: Photos
Adam in a speedo, among other things
The year is 1994. Nancy Kerrigan gets clubbed by Tonya Harding. Bill Clinton gives his first State of the Union address. OJ kills his wife and gets away with it. Dakota Fanning is born. John Candy dies. And Adam Avitable … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, c/o 94, class of 1994, goofy, hawks, high school, mu alpha theta, Photos, port orange, spruce creek, swim team, yearbook
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Laugh at Adam Day
I found a few old pictures while I was going through some stuff and thought I’d share them with the world. First, could I look any more Republican? Second, could I look any more serial killerish? Finally, could I be … Continue reading
Secret message?
Is it a secret message? A part of a rat? Chocolate? Poop? A stick? What the fuck did I find in my deodorant? Anyone have any ideas? UPDATE: Here is the short email I sent to Colgate about this: I … Continue reading
TWordless Thursday
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, malt, Photos, strawberry-milkshake-whoppers, whoppers, wii
91 Comments
Vaginas abound
This post will be low on talky talky and high on showy showy because I’m still recovering from Saturday night. At 4:00 Saturday afternoon, accompanied by a crack of lightning and a rumble of thunder, the gorgeous and crude ADW … Continue reading
A Unicorn is Born
A few months ago, I was asked to review a book called “A Unicorn is Born”, by Trinie Dalton. I was so totally excited about this, because, as you all know, I really love unicorns! They’re, like, the best creature … Continue reading
Posted in I love Unicorns!
Tagged avitable, babies, book-review, flickr, I love Unicorns!, magical, Photos, trinie-dalton, unicorns
76 Comments
The Toes Have It
Have you ever had a day where you can’t come up with shit to blog? That’s me, right now. I’m sitting here experiencing a random stream of consciousness while I think about what I can blog. It goes something like … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, donate, feet, flickr, foot-fetish-photos, My Art, my-toes, paypal, Photos, send-hilly-to-philly, snackiepoo, toes
88 Comments
A Letter To My Body
Last week, Britt wrote a very inspiring post about body acceptance, and she very bravely posted a picture of herself in the nude to show how comfortable she is with every curve, wrinkle and stray hair. It was all part … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, blogher, body-acceptance, body-image, cheeseburger, letter-to-my-body, nudity, Photos
149 Comments
Fryday
On Friday, a friend bought a large deep fryer. On Saturday, we got together, bought a huge variety of different foods, and had Fryday! As I consumed more fried food in one sitting than most people eat in a year, … Continue reading
Aftermath
This was a very good birthday. Much better than last year’s. We had a whopper of a cake, some mean yet delicious fudge, some fun and games, , and lots of presents! Thank you Beth for the awesome Hawaiian touristy … Continue reading






