Today is my friend Tanis's 34th birthday. She's a Canadian, but I don't hold that against her. Over the last year, she and I have become good friends, and we have gotten to know each other pretty well. I think I "get" her and I know she "gets" me, and yet she keeps trusting me to send her packages that she can't get shipped to her home in the middle of the ass-end of nowhere. She is a blonde, so I guess that's her excuse.

In the course of our friendship, we've shared several secrets with each other. It's a part of trusting someone, obviously. I've told her where the bodies are buried, and she's told me about her years on the Tijuana donkey-fucking circuit. We've really built a circle of trust, which is why I was surprised by what I found Friday night.

I was just doing my typical Friday night tranny pornathon, which I do from 11:00 PM until midnight, when I came across this photo. It obviously shows that there is one huge secret that Tanis hadn't shared with me yet: