Tag Archives: pimping

Tits on the Radio

Posted on Friday, February 29, 2008 by Avitable

[Audio clip: view full post to listen] A few Friday points worth mentioning: First, I promised Kyra that I’d pimp her radio show if she’d send me a video of her having sex with an action figure of Batman. She … Continue reading →

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Whorsday

Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 by Avitable

First, let’s talk about Coke Rewards. Every 12-pack and 20-pack and 24-pack of cans of Coca-Cola brand soda and every individual bottle of soda has a Coke Rewards number on it, making it worth anywhere from 3 points to 20. … Continue reading →

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The importance of voting

Posted on Wednesday, January 30, 2008 by Avitable

No, I’m not talking about the primaries. I’m talking about the Bloggies! I’m going to trade in all of this goodwill I have and urge you – nay, demand that you go vote for two well-deserving bloggers. First, we have … Continue reading →

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I shot the serif.

Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 by Avitable

That’s right. This blog post is entirely sans serif. Here are your bullets: I am going to be co-hosting Mr. Fabulous’s radio show on Sunday night at 7 PM EST. Go here to listen and to call in. You can … Continue reading →

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Pimping for a Vote

Posted on Sunday, July 22, 2007 by Avitable

Over at I Mei Pensieri, the RFS Blog Awards are going on again. And I have been nominated in several categories. I’d like to encourage you to go over there and vote, and I’ll even tell you how I’ll be … Continue reading →

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Abigail van Buren was a cocksucker

Posted on Tuesday, May 15, 2007 by Avitable

When I was a kid, I’d read the paper every Sunday, including the comics, Marilyn vos Savant, and Dear Abby. And even at the tender age of 7, I would think to myself that Abigail van Buren was someone I’d … Continue reading →

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My first time

Posted on Tuesday, May 8, 2007 by Avitable

I usually don’t write about serious things, but I’m in the mood. This is a post where I bare my heart and soul and talk about my first time. It was right before I left for college. I had (along … Continue reading →

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Nothing to see here

Posted on Monday, April 16, 2007 by Avitable

Too tired to write anything substantial today. Instead, I’ll direct you over to a hilarious video blog post by Heather. She’s drunk, she’s wearing Mickey Mouse ears, and she’s playing with action figures. What could be funnier? So, go check … Continue reading →

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Bullets are flying

Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 by Avitable

I have just realized that almost every post I’ve written in recent history has had either bullets or a numbered list as the focus of the post. What the fuck is up with that? And here I was about to … Continue reading →

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It’s hard being a pimp

Posted on Monday, April 9, 2007 by Avitable

I’ve decided to stop whoring for votes for “Best Humor Blog” because at this point, I’ll either get it or I won’t. And if I don’t, the old vanguard will. So I’m changing over to pimping. While there are many … Continue reading →

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