This part right here is the pitch. It's where I would write some clever wording and explain some far-fetched scenario that explains the photo below. I would talk about the post last week where my head was Photoshopped on Levi Johnston's Playgirl photo, and how I thought it would be funny to actually recreate that photo and put the original photo of Levi Johnston's skinny fit self next to the new one of my hairy fat self, then write a post saying that Playgirl really did use my body and put Levi's head on it. And then I would end the pitch that most of you wouldn't even read with some witty bon mot and follow it up with the photo that was the whole point of the gag I was writing in the first place:

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