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Tag Archives: political correctness
Replacing “nigger” in Huckleberry Finn
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you may be aware that there’s a new controversy brewing when a specific book press decided to replace the word “nigger” with the word “slave” in its new printing of Mark Twain’s “Adventures … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged censorship, comedy, huckleberry finn, humor, mark twain, nigger, political correctness, tom sawyer
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Christmas and political correctness
On Twitter last night, this twat declared that wishing “Merry Christmas” to someone who is not Christian (or Xtian, as she put it) is offensive, arrogant, insensitive, and bad manners (never mind the hypocrisy that calling Christians Xtians is highly … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, chanukah, christians, christmas, holidays, political correctness
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