The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: Politics
Occupy Avitable
My take on the 99% Occupy Wall Street movement Continue reading
The 2010 election results you didn’t know about
You can go to CNN for boring old election results, like who won what race and what obnoxious Republican beat which obnoxious Democrat and how we’re all going to get teabagged and have to like it. But Avitable.com is the … Continue reading
10 ideas to change the world
CNN had a story yesterday discussing 10 ideas that could change the world. It was a bunch of pablum – ideas like recycling, portable water cleaners, walking, and printing on both sides of the paper. Everybody knows that these ideas … Continue reading
Be a Ground Hero Not a Ground Zero
I heard a little piece of news about a protest in New York City. Apparently, people are upset about plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero. My friend Faiqa even wrote a post about it. The more that I … Continue reading
Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh
If you’ve been paying attention to the news at all, you might have seen the conflict between Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Apparently, Sarah Palin demanded that President Obama fire his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, after it was reported … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged birthday, coalminer's granddaughter, comedy, heather, humor, obama, Politics, racism, rahm emanuel, retard, rush limbaugh, sarah palin
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Sarah Palin is a respectful individual
Sarah Palin, the great white vaginal hope for many women who celebrate good looks and winking over intelligence and ability, was criticized yesterday for being spotted wearing a hat upon which the name of Senator John McCain had been blacked … Continue reading
“You Lie!” – The Joe Wilsonizer
As you’ve probably heard, Representative Joe Wilson made an ass of himself by yelling “You lie!” as President Obama spoke about health care to a nationally televised joint session of Congress. His completely unprofessional immature outburst has embarrassed the Republicans … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged cnn, comedy, humor, joe wilson, joseph wilson, obama, Politics, president obama, you lie
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My interview with Robert Novak from Crossfire
Conservative political commentator Robert Novak died yesterday at the age of 78, and I had the pleasure of sitting down with him shortly after his demise (And thanks to Swan Shadow for the idea). Me: So is it true? RN: … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, comedy, crossfire, humor, interview, interviewing, Politics, robert novak
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Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King
As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, comedy, humor, interview, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid, Politics, reverend king
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Why I like Sarah Palin
I don’t. However, a lot of people do. And I cannot understand it. I can understand what people see in John McCain – four years ago, if Bush hadn’t run or if he had run as an independent, I would … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged avitable, democrats, john mccain, mccain, palin, Politics, republicans, sarah palin
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