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Occupy Avitable

My take on the 99% Occupy Wall Street movement Continue reading

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The 2010 election results you didn’t know about

You can go to CNN for boring old election results, like who won what race and what obnoxious Republican beat which obnoxious Democrat and how we’re all going to get teabagged and have to like it. But Avitable.com is the … Continue reading

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10 ideas to change the world

CNN had a story yesterday discussing 10 ideas that could change the world. It was a bunch of pablum – ideas like recycling, portable water cleaners, walking, and printing on both sides of the paper. Everybody knows that these ideas … Continue reading

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Be a Ground Hero Not a Ground Zero

I heard a little piece of news about a protest in New York City. Apparently, people are upset about plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero. My friend Faiqa even wrote a post about it. The more that I … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh

If you’ve been paying attention to the news at all, you might have seen the conflict between Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Apparently, Sarah Palin demanded that President Obama fire his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, after it was reported … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin is a respectful individual

Sarah Palin, the great white vaginal hope for many women who celebrate good looks and winking over intelligence and ability, was criticized yesterday for being spotted wearing a hat upon which the name of Senator John McCain had been blacked … Continue reading

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“You Lie!” – The Joe Wilsonizer

As you’ve probably heard, Representative Joe Wilson made an ass of himself by yelling “You lie!” as President Obama spoke about health care to a nationally televised joint session of Congress. His completely unprofessional immature outburst has embarrassed the Republicans … Continue reading

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My interview with Robert Novak from Crossfire

Conservative political commentator Robert Novak died yesterday at the age of 78, and I had the pleasure of sitting down with him shortly after his demise (And thanks to Swan Shadow for the idea). Me: So is it true? RN: … Continue reading

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Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King

As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading

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Why I like Sarah Palin

I don’t. However, a lot of people do. And I cannot understand it. I can understand what people see in John McCain – four years ago, if Bush hadn’t run or if he had run as an independent, I would … Continue reading

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