The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Masterdebater. Haiku.
My next President Will focus on real life, not revel in his past. Disdainful comments Make you look bitter and old No hope or promise. Americans need hope that the future will change not more of the same.
To boob or not to boob
Forget abortion. Fuck the war in Iraq. Who cares about the 2nd Amendment? I want to vote for the candidate who decides to get rid of this Puritanical notion that Americans have that topless women are somehow indecent. Will McCain … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, boobs, humor, mccain, nudity, obama, Politics, putting on my blinders
65 Comments
Republican’t
Now I don’t profess to know or care about politics. It just doesn’t matter to me. I’m an upper middle class straight married white male – no matter who’s in power, I’m going to be just fine. But just for … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged alan-keyes, alan-keys, avitable, comedy, democrats, duncan-hunter, fred-thompson, humor, john mccain, mike-huckabee, mitt-romney, Politics, primaries, republicans, ron-paul, rudy-giuliani, satire
42 Comments
I admit it.
I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading
Foaming at the mouth
My mood ebbs and flows. Today, I feel like talking about just a few types of people that I hate. If you see yourself in here, it doesn’t mean I’m thinking of you. It just means that maybe you should … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged asshole, avitable, hate, Politics, rant, religion, stupidity, white-trash
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