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My weekend in Boston OR How I had to poop

Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 by Avitable

In Boston, my grandmother had 15 brothers and sisters when she was growing up. As she was having her second child (my mother), her mother was pregnant with her youngest child. As a result, my mother’s youngest uncle is only … Continue reading →

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My prayer to Jeebus

Posted on Sunday, December 28, 2008 by Avitable

I’m writing this on Saturday night. Soon I shall be waking up and packing the car for the eight hour drive back home. Before I go to sleep, here is the prayer I will offer up: Dear Jeebus, In the … Continue reading →

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Liquid ass fire

Posted on Saturday, December 27, 2008 by Avitable

For someone who’s a control freak with a few other proclivities, there are a few things that make trips stressful. First, just staying in someone else’s home isn’t really that fun. Even if they have a comfortable house, it’s still … Continue reading →

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I’m home! And now it’s time for a story about a toilet.

Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 by Avitable

Yes, fuckers and gentlefuckers, I’m back. Well, technically, I got back Sunday at midnight, but I had all of these gullible guest posters in the wings and decided to let them post away. Thanks to everyone who contributed! I have … Continue reading →

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Everything comes down to poo

Posted on Saturday, April 5, 2008 by Avitable

Here is the direct link. You can also find this on Humor Blogs.

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