The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Manna from heaven
This weekend, I received a package from Poppy. Before I could take any photos, though, I devoured the entire package whole. So here is my artistic recreation of the contents of my stomach, which include her package, among other items. … Continue reading
Bite
Poppy doesn’t like alligator. Britt was mean to our dimwitted waitress. I held my pee for the thirty-minute drive home and almost exploded. That’s a summary of our dinner together in less than 25 words. And here’s the other thousand:
Kitty porn
Hi everyone, Poppy here. Don’t let all the other Substitute Avitables fool you into thinking otherwise: Avi is all about the absolutely filthy, bordering on criminal, sexual perversion. Because I find his predilection for prepubescent school girls fairly disturbing I … Continue reading
Old Lady
Today is the birthday of a blogger whom I’ve been reading for a very long time – one of my favorite bloggers, the Horny Horndog, the Perky Perv, Poppy! To celebrate her birthday, I thought I’d share some little known … Continue reading
Week in Review VII
Sorry about last week’s absence. This week, it’s the All Girl Week in Review! A bevy of beauties’ blogs that deserve your attention. Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map. Amy stripped down naked … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, britt, burt-reynolds-mustache, burtsstache, crystal, midnight-therapy, miss britt, miss-misery, miss-misery-smiles, My Art, poppy, poppycede, week-in-review, wir, women
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Robocop and Hats
If you have problems viewing this, update your damn browser or use Firefox or Opera! You can also view it directly on Youtube through this link. As it says in the video, leave me suggestions for two random keywords or … Continue reading
Week in Review I
With apologies to NYCWD, who does an awesome Sunday Smorgasbord every week (he’s on #25 now!), I have also decided to use Sunday as for a new weekly post: my week in review. I’m going to pick five posts (one … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, Bloggers, blogography, bluepaintred, britt, midnight-therapy, miss britt, My Art, nycwd, poppycede, week-in-review, wir
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