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Memes aren’t just for weekends anymore

Posted on Friday, March 21, 2008 by Avitable

I wish I had fodder to post. But I can’t think of anything funny today! It’s been very busy, I’ve been very tired, and I’ve only managed to actually leave the house for any extended period of time once in … Continue reading →

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Lohantastic

Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 by Avitable

[Audio clip: view full post to listen] “Speak”, by Lindsay Lohan I love redheads. And freckles. And overprocessed music. And disaffected youth who are slowly trainwrecking their entire life. So, as you can imagine, I love Lindsay Lohan. She’s recently … Continue reading →

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Kitty porn

Posted on Saturday, September 29, 2007 by Poppy

Hi everyone, Poppy here. Don’t let all the other Substitute Avitables fool you into thinking otherwise: Avi is all about the absolutely filthy, bordering on criminal, sexual perversion. Because I find his predilection for prepubescent school girls fairly disturbing I … Continue reading →

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What could be worse?

Posted on Tuesday, September 11, 2007 by Avitable

What, you may ask, could be worse than a man diddling a dolphin? It’s not a video, it’s not real, and it’s not even bestiality. But somehow, it feels worse than the Flipper fellatio. The porpoise peniscapades. The fishfucking. What … Continue reading →

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