The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Speel gud
I had this clever post all ready to go. My eyes were bothering me, so I thought I would just close my eyes and type out a rambling post completely blindly. The plan was that it would be funny because … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, postcardhell, postcards, these-walls-have-ears, thesewallshaveears
39 Comments
Shop ’til you drop
Postcard Hell is now officially open! Before you go shop your little fingers off, though, please keep the following notes in mind: There may be a few bugs. If something isn’t working, please use the contact form at Postcard Hell … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged avitable, comedy, funny, humor, postcardhell, postcards, Whoring
55 Comments
Postcard Update
Before I talk about the postcard update, allow me to clarify a few things: 1. No, I’m not expecting a child. I may never be expecting a child. This was a prank pulled on me by Amy and Britt, and … Continue reading
It is all a lie
Since I’m busy working on the postcards, I didn’t have time to write a post today. So I have a guest poster! And before I introduce him, don’t forget to head over to Burt Reynolds’ Mustache to read my post … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged avitable, burt-reynolds-mustache, burtsstache, comedy, family, funny, humor, papa, postcards
29 Comments
Postcards, meet edge.
Today, I received two very funny postcards in the mail (see behind the fold for postcards), one each from Heather and Vulgar Wizard. These two, along with the one from Mr. Fabulous, have inspired me to do two different things. … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, funny, heather-anne, pointless-drivel, postcards, typical-redhead
103 Comments








