The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: prejudice
The most offensively stereotypical joke in the world: An Avitable original
A rabbi, a Catholic priest, a black guy, the Duggars, a gay guy, a Chinese guy, a redneck, a Polish guy, a Muslim, an Indian, an Englishman, a Mexican, a mommyblogger, Tiger Woods, a fat guy, a redhead, a blonde … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged bigotry, comedy, humor, joke, prejudice, racism, sexism, stereotype
75 Comments
Where Mel Gibson lives (with apologies to Shel Silverstein)
There is a place where Mel Gibson lives All around the hate begins, And there the folks are mainly white, And there the words are formed from spite, And there evil words have taken flight To deny the Holocaust sin. … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged bigotry, comedy, humor, mel gibson, poetry, prejudice, shel silverstein, where the sidewalk ends
29 Comments
New ways to be offended by the Internet
Thanks to the Internet, (relatively) new terms have been entering the vernacular of the web. There’s texting and blogging and Twitter and Facebook and Woopra and iPhones and email, just to name a few. And these new terms in turn … Continue reading
Nigger
“Adam, you wouldn’t seriously want a black guy to be our President, would you?” That’s an actual quote from one of my uncles a few weeks ago. The thing is, I didn’t grow up in an explicitly racist household. My … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, democrat, nigger, obama, political, prejudice, racism, serious
127 Comments
Misogyny
Over on the “Save PPP Before They Go Out of Business Awards“, someone named Cassytrue left a comment for me saying, “Misogyny does not equal humor.” My initial response was to leave a smart-ass comment, which said “Cassytrue, where on … Continue reading








