Tag Archives: presents

All I want for my birthday

If you haven’t already marked it on your calendars, my birthday is in 11 days. On January 26th, I turn the ripe old age of 34. Usually, on my birthday, I ask the Internet to send me gifts and candy … Continue reading

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Avitable’s Gift Guide for the Four Year Old Girl

On Sunday, I have a little party to go to. I carefully researched presents to buy for Emma, who is turning four years old, and I thought I’d share my research with all of you so that if any of … Continue reading

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First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide

Are you having trouble figuring out what to buy for your slightly effeminate son? Your geeky awkward daughter? Your MMORPG playing husband or wife? Your movie freak of a dad? Your snooty glutton of a mom? Your prayers have been … Continue reading

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Aftermath

This was a very good birthday. Much better than last year’s. We had a whopper of a cake, some mean yet delicious fudge, some fun and games, , and lots of presents! Thank you Beth for the awesome Hawaiian touristy … Continue reading

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Manna from heaven

This weekend, I received a package from Poppy. Before I could take any photos, though, I devoured the entire package whole. So here is my artistic recreation of the contents of my stomach, which include her package, among other items. … Continue reading

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Aftermath

Yesterday was fun. We hosted Christmas dinner for about 15 people. I made mashed potatoes and used my newly purchased BACONSALT and it was awesome. We had ham and turkey and beef brisket and roast beef and mashed potatoes (with … Continue reading

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Grazie

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Help!

Ok, holy world of wise and intelligent blogocraticspherites. I’ve given my share of unsolicited advice, supportive noncommittal comments, backhanded compliments and answers backed by absolutely no research whatsoever. Now it’s time for me to reap something in return. What do … Continue reading

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