The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Are you a winner? Raffle results here!
Okay, fuckerinos. As I said yesterday, we raised $1500 for Piper by selling raffle tickets for 23 awesome prizes. I removed those who purchased tickets but did not want to be included in the drawing and after randomizing the list … Continue reading
Free Holiday Gift Giveaway
It’s getting close to that time of year when gifts are exchanged, whether one celebrates Christmas or Chanukah or Festivus or something else. Those of you who are ahead of the game are done with your shopping, but most of … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged allyson hannigan, avitable, buffy, buffy the vampire slayer, contest, giveaway, joss whedon, prizes, sarah michelle gellar, television, the chosen collection, vampires
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The Big Winnah
Thanks to everyone who entered my final Lazy Sunday contest last week. Today, you can find out the answer and who the big winner! First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet. Next, here are the questions and … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday 50
Welcome to the 50th and final edition of Lazy Sunday! I’ve been enjoying doing these contests but the time and effort involved writing them every Saturday started to seem reversely proportional to the number of people who entered. It also … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, ipod, ipod touch, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XLIX
Welcome to the penultimate 49th Edition of Lazy Sunday! I don’t know if I’m just making these too hard or if everybody’s just really hungover on Sundays recently, but the results were pretty miserable – skip to the end of … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more, Serious stuff
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, ipod, ipod touch, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XLVIII
Welcome to the 48th Edition of Lazy Sunday! Boy, you guys really sucked last week. Really. The most that anyone got right was 6, and there were five questions that nobody got right at all. I’m so ashamed of all … Continue reading
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Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XLVII
Welcome to the 47th Edition of Lazy Sunday! Last week was the SciFi Edition, and a few answers might cause some debate. First, the answer to #3 was the original Alien, but most people said Aliens, which was the sequel. … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, contest, dale and thomas, fun, gourmet popcorn, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, popcorn, prizes, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XLVI
Welcome to the 46th Edition of Lazy Sunday! Two weeks ago was a little hard, I guess. Nobody correctly guessed that the answer to #15 was “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”. You can find the rest of last week’s … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, charity, contest, dales walk, fun, joseph salmon trust, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XLV
Welcome to the 45th Edition of Lazy Sunday! Last week was tough for everyone. Nobody correctly guessed that the answer to #3 was “The Simpsons” or that the correct answer to #13 was “Roswell”. I’m ashamed of you supposed Simpsons … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
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