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Free Holiday Gift Giveaway

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

It's getting close to that time of year when gifts are exchanged, whether one celebrates Christmas or Chanukah or Festivus or something else. Those of you who are ahead of the game are done with your shopping, but most of you haven't even started yet.

Well, if one of the people on your shopping list is a fan of the cult television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", today might be your lucky day! I am giving away one copy of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Chosen Collection" to a lucky commenter.

This 40-Disc DVD special collector's edition contains the following:

  • All seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 144 episodes in total.
  • All original extras, including cast and crew commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, outtakes, scripts, special interviews, and much more!
  • A signed letter to fans from Joss Whedon.
  • A bonus disc containing the following:
    • Back to the Hellmouth: A Conversation with Creators and Cast – a roundtable discussion with Joss Whedon, Charisma Carpenter, Nicholas Brendon, Emma Caulfield, Danny Strong, Marti Noxon, Doug Petrie, David Fury, Jane Espenson and Drew Goddard.
    • Buffy Cast and Crew: Favorite Episodes – find out which episodes remain dear to the hearts of the cast and crew.
    • Buffy: An Unlikely Role Model – an analysis of the impact of Buffy and the Tara and Willow relationship on a teen audience.
    • Breaking Barriers: It's Not a Chick Fight Thing – in-depth look at the stunts behind Buffy with never before seen fight footage.
    • Love Bites: Relationships in the Buffyverse – sex and Buffy and Buffy and sex!
    • Evil Fiends – an examination of the metaphors represented by some of the villains faced by the Scoobies.

How can you win this stupendous DVD collection?

There are two different ways you can enter.

1. Leave a comment here telling me your favorite Buffy moment, OR
2. Write a post on your blog that talks about the contest and links directly to this post (http://www.avitable.com/2008/11/25/free-holiday-gift-giveaway/), then email me at my first name at my last name dot com to let me know.

Each of these methods will give you one (1) entry into the contest, for a maximum of two (2) entries allowed. I will allow entries throughout the Thanksgiving weekend, until midnight EST on Sunday, November 30th. Then I will count all entries and pick a random winner and announce the winner on Monday or Tuesday.

Update: There is a third way to enter!

That's right – I'll let you enter a third time if you write my name on your naked chest with anything (chocolate syrup, marker, etc.) and email me a picture that shows my name, your chest, AND your face! I know, I know. I'm very generous.

Here's my favorite Buffy moment:

You cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love … scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.

Good luck!

In other Avita-news:

Tonight, due to the Thanksgiving holiday, there will be NO episode of "Clearly, You're Retarded." We'll return next week with a bitingly sharp debate about something that means a lot to Britt and we'll count how many times she can insult my manliness, intelligence, and humanity.

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I have lazy-brained readers. Oh, and there are prizes.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Last week, I wrote a post that made you use your brains. And most of you lazy fuckers did what I expected – said your brain hurt and didn't bother putting in the effort to think. However, a select few of you stepped up to the plate and came up with with a brand new word (by adding, deleting, or changing one letter from an existing dictionary word) and definition.

I was going to pick the best one and give that person a T-shirt from my Zazzle store, but I'm having a hard time deciding between the finalists.

I've got it narrowed down to my six favorites. Use the comments to vote and tell me which one you like the best so I can give away this T-shirt already! Here are your choices:

1. Kindergarter – Suggestive lingerie for kindergartners. (From Coal Miner's Granddaughter)

2. Flexicography – Making up words for use in Scrabble. (From Danalyn)

3. Chickpee – Group of women convening in the restroom to discuss their dates. (From Val)

4. Crudit – When your credit isn't worth the crap on the bottom of your shoes. (From Always Home and Uncool)

5. Trampage – When a person runs through sexual partners like a runaway train. (From Miss Britt)

6. Penid – A penis that is not as large in reality as it is in the owner's mind. (From Me!)

I also did a video post last Saturday where I tried a bacon chocolate candy bar, and I said that I'd choose a random commenter to get an extra bacon bar.

That winner is Laurin, from "Laurin and Kelly Talk"! Congratulations, and email me at my first name (adam) at my last name (avitable) dot com so that I can mail you your prize.

Finally, we're only 12 raffle tickets away from our goal. They're only $7 each, and you could win a free T-shirt or even a round-trip ticket to Orlando! The raffle is only open for one more week, so if you're going to buy a ticket, now's the time!

Who is the ticket for?

(If the button doesn't appear, click here.)

And, of course, you can visit http://www.avitable.com/neverwas for up-to-date information about the Halloween party in less than six weeks.

Have a good weekend and may weasels not feast on your innards while you sleep.

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The Big Winnah

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Thanks to everyone who entered my final Lazy Sunday contest last week. Today, you can find out the answer and who the big winner!

First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet.

Next, here are the questions and answers:

1. Have you ever pretended to be your girlfriend or boyfriend's dad?
Ferris Bueller pretends to be Sloane's dad in the beginning of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

2. Would you ever cut one of your friends on purpose?
Stu and Billy Loomis cut each other in "Scream".

3. Where's the worst place you've ever gone without a weapon or Backup?
Backup is the name of Veronica Mars's dog.

4. Are you afraid of tollbooths?
Monk may be afraid of many things, but Sonny Corleone in "The Godfather" is really the one who should fear tollbooths.

5. Have you ever worn OR scrubs?
"These are OR scrubs." "O, R they?" From "Rushmore".

6. What do you do with a smell that won't come out?
Many of you guessed properly that this is the BO car episode from "Seinfeld."

7. Don't you hate when nobody will acknowledge you or talk to you?
Bruce Willis's character barely noticed that he was being ignored in "The Sixth Sense".

8. Can you fly a plane? Does anyone know?
"I didn't know you could fly a plane." "Fly, yes. Land, no!" Great line from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".

9. Do you fight with your wife or husband and in-laws non-stop during Christmas?
The keyword in this is "non-stop", and a few of you correctly guessed "The Ref", which is all about the fighting and nothing else.

10. Have you ever burned something valuable that wasn't yours?
The Joker only burned his half of the money. Rene Russo's Catherine Banning burned a Monet belonging to Thomas Crown in "The Thomas Crown Affair."

11. Has anybody ever shot you with a BB pistol?
The only person I can remember who has been shot with a BB pistol, not a BB gun or rifle, is John Candy's security guard character in "National Lampoon's Vacation".

12. Can you go to the bathroom if someone is listening?
Eliot Reid cannot go to the bathroom when anyone is nearby, listening, or talking to her on "Scrubs".

13. Have you ever bought the very last hot dog from a hot dog stand?
I don't think anybody got this. Tina Fey's Liz Lemon bought all of the remaining hot dogs in the series premiere of "30 Rock".

14. Would you kiss a toaster?
Toaster is a pejorative term for the Cylon invaders from "Battlestar Galactica", and many of the humans have indeed kissed them.

15. Do you like gladiator movies?
What could this be other than "Airplane!"

Here's how I chose the winner:

First, I entered everyone's answers into a spreadsheet, giving 1 point for each correct answer and 0 points for each wrong answer. The total number of points equaled the person's "raffle tickets" for the drawing.

Then I created a randomized list using Random.org of every "raffle ticket" – basically each person's name was repeated as many times as they had right answers. This gave me a random list of 100 entries.

Finally, using Random.org again, I asked it to generate a random integer between 1 and 100. It chose #10.

#10 is my winner.

(drumroll please)

Congratulations to Hello haha narf for being out final Lazy Sunday contest winner!

You win an Avitable prize pack containing the following:

  • A "Viva El Avitable" T-shirt in whatever size and color you want.
  • A six-pack of Avitable condoms.
  • An autographed drawing by me, of anything you want.
  • An iPod shuffle.
  • A $25 Amazon.com or iTunes gift certificate.
  • A guest post on your blog by me.
  • A one-night hotel stay in Altamonte Springs for the night of the Halloween party on November 1st. If you cannot come to the party, you can get an additional $25 Amazon.com or iTunes gift certificate instead.

Congratulations! Email me to confirm the details.

To everyone else, thank you for playing. It's been fun, and keep reading on Sundays, as I might come back with occasional trivia contests and other fun stuff.

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Lazy Sunday 50

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Welcome to the 50th and final edition of Lazy Sunday!

I've been enjoying doing these contests but the time and effort involved writing them every Saturday started to seem reversely proportional to the number of people who entered. It also started getting more difficult to come up with clever answers that weren't rehashing old answers, so I think it's best to go out on a high note.

This week's prize is an Avitable prize pack containing the following:

  • A "Viva El Avitable" T-shirt in whatever size and color you want.
  • A six-pack of Avitable condoms.
  • An autographed drawing by me, of anything you want.
  • An iPod shuffle.
  • A $25 Amazon.com or iTunes gift certificate.
  • A guest post on your blog by me.
  • A one-night hotel stay in Altamonte Springs for the night of the Halloween party on November 1st. If you cannot come to the party, you can get an additional $25 Amazon.com or iTunes gift certificate instead.

For this week's contest, there are no answers – only questions! What television series, movie, or song is referenced by each question? They're not all the same movie or TV show this time!

For each one that you correctly guess, you'll get one raffle ticket, and, just like normal, I'll put all the raffle tickets into one virtual hat and draw a name for the winner. The winner to my last contest will be announced next Sunday!

1. Have you ever pretended to be your girlfriend or boyfriend's dad?

2. Would you ever cut one of your friends on purpose?

3. Where's the worst place you've ever gone without a weapon or Backup?

4. Are you afraid of tollbooths?

5. Have you ever worn OR scrubs?

6. What do you do with a smell that won't come out?

7. Don't you hate when nobody will acknowledge you or talk to you?

8. Can you fly a plane? Does anyone know?

9. Do you fight with your wife or husband and in-laws non-stop during Christmas?

10. Have you ever burned something valuable that wasn't yours?

11. Has anybody ever shot you with a BB pistol?

12. Can you go to the bathroom if someone is listening?

13. Have you ever bought the very last hot dog from a hot dog stand?

14. Would you kiss a toaster?

15. Do you like gladiator movies?

Congratulations to the following people who correctly guessed the answer to last week's contest:
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Lazy Sunday XLIX

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

Welcome to the penultimate 49th Edition of Lazy Sunday!

I don't know if I'm just making these too hard or if everybody's just really hungover on Sundays recently, but the results were pretty miserable – skip to the end of the post to see the correct answers and last week's winner.

Anyways, this is the second to last Lazy Sunday contest! That's right – after giving away over $1000 in prizes (that I paid for myself – I received no sponsorship or freebies for these contests), I'm going to host two more contests, and that's it!

But these last two are going to be a doozy, and the rules are gonna change.

For this week's contest, all 15 references are for the same television series, musical artist, or movie. That's right – all you have to do is figure out one answer!

Since once someone correctly guesses, everybody would be able to easily figure it out, comments are closed. Instead of commenting with your answer, I want you to email me at my first name at my last name dot com. Put the subject line "Lazy Sunday 49" and write your answer in your email.

Each person who emails me by midnight on Tuesday will get a raffle ticket, and I'll pick one at random to give this week's prize, which is:

An 8GB iPod touch!

So let's see how you do, and tune in next Sunday to find out the winners and see what next week's unbelievable contest will bring!

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Usually I sleep under my Avitable sheets.

2. Do you enjoy drama?
Only if I can rent it from the vendor between the scanner and the coffee machine.

3. Are you a girly girl?
No, I'm tough, especially if someone shoots me.

4. Do you dress up on Halloween?
I dress up as a woman in a dress, but I keep my cigar and don't shave.

5. What are you doing right now?
Protecting the chastity of a youngish girl.

6. Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Not if they don't want their crotches to hurt like a motherfucker.

7. Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
I keep thinking he's just going to fall asleep on me.

8. Do you have a best friend that's a guy?
Sort of.

9. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
I had my nose done as a teen.

10. Do you like your life?
I did until I had the special.

11. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes, and apparently my good feelings are more than that.

12. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
I just want to see if my ass is still as big.

13. Recently done anything you regret?
Does self-consumption count?

14. Whats the closest thing to you that's liquid?
Self-referential yogurt.

15. Are you easily confused?
Yeah. And I take orders from the President way too literally.

And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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Lazy Sunday XLVIII

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Welcome to the 48th Edition of Lazy Sunday!

Boy, you guys really sucked last week. Really. The most that anyone got right was 6, and there were five questions that nobody got right at all. I'm so ashamed of all of you.

This week's prize is a $25 gift certificate from Amazon.com!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Do you have a best friend who knows you inside and out?
I am my own best friend. I like pizza.

2. Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?
No, but I almost hooked up with my mom.

3. What color are the walls in your room?
Well, my wall is more like a pattern. Just like my shirt!

4. When is the last time you cried?
When you buried me in the front yard.

5. Are you falling for anyone?
Well, I fantasize about my therapist.

6. Where will you be in an hour?
Going for a haircut, then I'll probably drop in for a pie.

7. What's your biggest flaw?
I have a drinking problem. It's all Elaine's fault.

8. What do you feel right now?
Other than the earth moving under my feet?

9. Have you ever dated anyone longer than a year?
I haven't dated anyone since my assistant died in 1996. All the rest of my assistants have spurned me or been lesbians.

10. Do you want kids?
As long as they don't become pen pals with a serial killer.

11. Do you do things you later regret?
I regret wasting every single summer on that damn radio contest.

12. What made you happy today?
Selling museum tickets and my tasty fucking fried chicken.

13. Who was the last friend at your house?
Martha and Rose stopped by.

14. What were you doing an hour ago?
Fucking the judge's niece in his house.

15. Have you ever been in trouble with the police?
I thought I was, but I was just learning a lesson about teaching lessons.

And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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Lazy Sunday XLVII

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

Welcome to the 47th Edition of Lazy Sunday!

Last week was the SciFi Edition, and a few answers might cause some debate. First, the answer to #3 was the original Alien, but most people said Aliens, which was the sequel. Am I remembering that wrong, or wasn't the first Alien the one where she was hanging out with the Marines and Paul Reiser in her panties? Another debatable one was #4 – being very, very allergic to water. The answer was not Alien Nation. I would have said "salt water". The answer is Signs. Another hard one was #9. The answer is Return of the Jedi, because that's when they find out they're brother and sister. Finally, #12, the Galaxy of Terror one, was about Futurama, which had an episode that mentioned the Galaxy of Terror (when Fry accidentally drank the Emperor). Nobody guessed that one! Oh, and congratulations to Metalmom, who was the only one to correctly guess that #14 was Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. You can find the rest of last week's answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest!

This week's prize is a 6-pack sampler of gourmet popcorn from Dale & Thomas Popcorn!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Have you ever really cried your heart out?
Once, when a girl threw water on me after I got out of the pool.

2. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No, but I've puked to a musical crescendo.

3. Do you cry when you get an injury?
Only when my finger got cut off in the door.

4. What can always make you happy?
The girls over at Dante's.

5. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Well, she did catch fire, but I'm used to it.

6. Anyone besides your friends/family ever said they loved you?
Only when I make everything groovy.

7. Are you in a relationship?
No – the moth guy and I are just partners.

8. Who do you actually hate?
Nazis. And rats.

9. Are you a mean bully?
Nope. Once I hurl the kid into the air, he usually leaves everyone alone.

10. Do you wish you could be someone else?
A prince who is moving to Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma.

11. What is your current hair color?
Half blond, half blackened.

12. Have you ever been on the phone until the sun came up?
No. The last time I saw the sun come up, almost 220 years ago, there were no phones.

13. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Two boys on bikes. One gave me a shirt.

14. Who was the last person who made you laugh?
Johnny, doing one of his usual characters.

15. Do you get along with your parents?
I did, until my mom died and my dad didn't tell me!

And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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Lazy Sunday XLVI

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Welcome to the 46th Edition of Lazy Sunday!

Two weeks ago was a little hard, I guess. Nobody correctly guessed that the answer to #15 was "Once Upon a Time in Mexico". You can find the rest of last week's answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest!

This week's prize is for my friend Dan. In little more than a week, he and 9 friends will be walking 78 miles in six days for charity, with all proceeds going to The Joseph Salmon Trust, a charity set up by his close friends Neil and Rachel in memorial of their three year old son Joseph who in April of 2005 died suddenly in his sleep.

The Joseph Salmon Trust supports parents who have lost a child by providing financial assistance to those who need it most. This may be to help with funeral costs or to allow the self employed a break from work while they come to terms with their loss. Grieving families have enough to deal with without worries about where they will find the money to say goodbye to their child or pay the next electricity bill. Nothing we can do can make their situation better, but we can do something to stop it getting worse.

This week's prize will be a $100 donation to the Joseph Salmon Trust in the winner's name. It's a worthy cause, and if you feel like donating yourself, you can do so here.

This is also a themed contest – every answer has to do with a song, movie, or television show that's in the SCIFI GENRE!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Do you wear slippers?
Yup. I named them, too. Klaatu and Nikto.

2. Are you pregnant?
Pregnant or something! I should just hurl myself into this giant furnace.

3. Do you wear a bra to bed at night?
I just wear a t-shirt and panties when I go into stasis with the Marines.

4. Are you allergic to anything?
I'm really, really allergic to water.

5. When was the last time you called in sick?
Well, I got shot up pretty bad by a Detroit gang and was pronounced dead.

6. Have you ever been in a car accident?
No, but once I fell when escaping from a nuclear wessel.

7. What is your favorite snack food?
Cats.

8. Do you think you have a big butt?
I have a good butt. And three boobs.

9. Would you like to look like your mom when you are her age?
I barely remember her. She died shortly after giving birth to me and my brother.

10. If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
A lot of mashed potatoes. I've got some sculpting to do!

11. Do you own a dictionary?
No, but I've read one. Along with hundreds of books. I need more input!

12. Where was the last place you went on vacation?
Somewhere in the Galaxy of Terror.

13. Do you talk about your friends behind their backs?
Only if they're pre-criminals.

14. Do you like to mow the yard?
When I can find the damn remote control.

15. Any big plans for the summer?
Work in the mud fields of Canton and sing the Hero's praises.

And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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Lazy Sunday XLV

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Welcome to the 45th Edition of Lazy Sunday!

Last week was tough for everyone. Nobody correctly guessed that the answer to #3 was "The Simpsons" or that the correct answer to #13 was "Roswell". I'm ashamed of you supposed Simpsons fans and scifi fans out there!

You can find the rest of last week's answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest! This week's prize is a mystery! I'll be pulling out some cool stuff and giving it away, but it's a total enigma to you!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?
I don't really have anything in common with them. They don't even like Twinkies!

2. Do you fold your underwear?
Iron it, fold it, arrange it by color and age and who it was inspected by.

3. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
I told someone that if they were in, I was in.

4. What was your first job?
I worked for my dad's Big and Tall store.

5. Aside from Driver's Ed, who really taught you how to drive?
I been driving people around in Hong Kong for long time.

6. What did you do today?
Killed a yak with mind bullets.

7. Are you emotional?
I ain't got time to emote.

8. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
Just that one where I owned the inn in Vermont.

9. If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you?
Only if you downloaded the knowledge into my brain.

10. What was the most recent thing you bought?
This cutest little pet from a cranky Chinese guy.

11. What is on your refrigerator door?
I don't know. It blew away, with the fridge, during an atomic bomb explosion.

12. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Give the best history presentation ever.

13. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Only the laser-free ones.

14. What are you wearing?
An outfit that blends in with the outside of this building, a small hang glider, and I'm carrying an empty gun.

15. What was the last thing you ate?
The best pork dish I've ever eaten.

And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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Lazy Sunday XLIV

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

After a short break last week (go see last week's winners and answers over at Shiny's blog), we're back for Lazy Sunday 44!

This week's prize is a Royal Rabbit Vibrator Kit from Adam & Eve!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
At the guy who rescued me when he wouldn't bring all of my luggage.

2. What kind of car do you drive?
A taxi. I named him Benny.

3. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Not since I caused havoc by selling my matter transporter for two dollars.

4. What's for dinner tonight?
I don't know, but ick. I'd eat anything you cooked (but I won't eat that).

5. What is the last drink you drank?
A good sarsparilla.

6. Last time you were sick?
When getting a ride in the fighter jet from DC to Los Angeles.

7. Are you happy right now?
I'm always happy unless I end up headfirst in a horse's ass.

8. What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
The one that says "Bad Motherfucker".

9. What is in your pocket?
A room key for the hotel where my boyfriend lives since his house burned down, a taser, and a pen that's actually a listening device.

10. Who is the last person you had a phone conversation with?
I don't remember, but it's tattooed on my shoulder.

11. What's something fun you did today?
Had a showdown with my dad. Literally.

12. What are you going to do after this
I'm going to spend all of my credits to hang out with a Companion.

13. What is something you need to go shopping for?
Hot sauce. My brother, sister and I love hot sauce.

14. What was the last thing someone you love said to you?
Multipass.

15. What is a compliment you receive way too often?
People tell me that my hair is perfect and then call me a girl's name. I'll take what I can get!

And that's it for this week!

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