Tag Archives: puns

Shamurder

Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 by Avitable

I originally had a post half-written from the point of view of Tilikum, the killer whale who killed Dawn Brancheau, a senior trainer at Sea World, yesterday. It was a diary told from the orca’s perspective, showing a building resentment … Continue reading →

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If I was on TV

Posted on Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Avitable

Also, today is a friend’s birthday. She turns some horribly old age and will probably celebrate it by bathing until she’s pruny and trying not to smoke while she bakes awesome cupcakes and dotes on her sons. Give her good … Continue reading →

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