The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Don’t fuck with my movie time
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Tuesday, June 26th, we have raised just over $2800! Everyone is amazing. We’re so close to $3,000, and I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged a pile of dog bones, asshole, avitable, For-Dawg, nycwd, puppy monster, rant
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Hurricane Britt
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Monday, June 25th, we have raised an amazing $2700! Almost 220 people have contributed to the Puppy Monster Memorial … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, britt, miss-britt.-hurricanes, nycwd, puppy monster, vagina
49 Comments
Redheads are hot
Before I get to today’s post, here’s the update: I’m going to keep the donation going throughout this week. As of right now, we’re just over $2200! Please keep giving – even just $5.00 a day for the next five … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, birthday, For-Dawg, heather-anne, hobo, My Art, nycwd, puppy monster, sex, typical-redhead
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Week in Review VIII
NYCWD’s tragic situation notwithstanding, not much happened last week of note. The only event worth mentioning, of course, is the passing of New York City’s Watchdog’s son, Puppy Monster. NYCWD, our hopes and thoughts are going out to you, and … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged a pile of dog bones, For-Dawg, My Art, nycwd, puppy monster, week-in-review, wir
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