The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Sex sells
Since I recently have brand new dirty smilies (thank you to Denise, Julianne, DutchBitch, Liquid and someone who shall remain anonymous), I decided that a meme about sex (among other things) would be appropriate for today. Britt’s doing the same … Continue reading →
Saturday laziness
Before this post begins, I have an assignment for all of you: I want the dirtiest, nastiest, raunchiest, most obscene smilies you can find. Just leave a comment with the URL, or email them directly to me at my first … Continue reading →
Avitatrivia Answered: Last Round
Here we are, at the last round of Avitatrivia! Thanks to the 36 or so of you who asked questions. It’s always fun, and you get to learn so much about your favorite talking gorilla! I’ll announce the winner in … Continue reading →
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Avitatrivia Answered: Round 2
Here’s round 2! Scroll down for the first round if you missed it. NYC Watchdog asks: “Let’s assume that you happen to be with another very drunk blonde blogger. Let’s assume that this blogger also has a serious fascination with … Continue reading →
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Avitatrivia Answered: Round 1
Well, faithful readers, it’s time to start answering some questions. Thank you for your hard-hitting and creative queries. As always, I only tell the truth and have bared my soul to each of you, so you’d better appreciate it and … Continue reading →
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It’s time for AvitaTrivia again.
Back about six months ago, I hosted a little question and answer session where I allowed you, my wonderful readers, to ask any question you’d like. I will answer all of them to the best of my ability. You can … Continue reading →
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