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Tag Archives: racism
Why Chinese Mothers are Superior, by Amy Chua (a parody)
By Amy Chua (original horrifying content can be found here) Lot of people want know why Chinese parents do such good job raising children. Stupid white people wonder “Why my kid not math whiz or music prodigy?” It not difficult … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged amy chua, bad mothers, chinese, chinese parents, comedy, humor, parenting, racism, stereotypes, wall street journal
73 Comments
The most offensively stereotypical joke in the world: An Avitable original
A rabbi, a Catholic priest, a black guy, the Duggars, a gay guy, a Chinese guy, a redneck, a Polish guy, a Muslim, an Indian, an Englishman, a Mexican, a mommyblogger, Tiger Woods, a fat guy, a redhead, a blonde … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged bigotry, comedy, humor, joke, prejudice, racism, sexism, stereotype
75 Comments
Twinkle toes
As of Monday morning, that’s what my toes looked like. In the bright light of the day, they sparkled and shined. And the color was starting to grow on me. However, in the dark or in dim light, they just … Continue reading
Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh
If you’ve been paying attention to the news at all, you might have seen the conflict between Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Apparently, Sarah Palin demanded that President Obama fire his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, after it was reported … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged birthday, coalminer's granddaughter, comedy, heather, humor, obama, Politics, racism, rahm emanuel, retard, rush limbaugh, sarah palin
17 Comments
New ways to be offended by the Internet
Thanks to the Internet, (relatively) new terms have been entering the vernacular of the web. There’s texting and blogging and Twitter and Facebook and Woopra and iPhones and email, just to name a few. And these new terms in turn … Continue reading
The black section?
On Monday, at Texas de Brazil, I got the above birthday card from a friend as a joke. After I read it out loud at the table, laughing, I flipped the card over to see that it’s apparently from “Mahogany”, … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, General
Tagged african american, avitable, black, cards, comedy, greeting cards, hallmark, hallmark cards, humor, mahogany, racism, racist, satire
40 Comments
Nigger
“Adam, you wouldn’t seriously want a black guy to be our President, would you?” That’s an actual quote from one of my uncles a few weeks ago. The thing is, I didn’t grow up in an explicitly racist household. My … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, democrat, nigger, obama, political, prejudice, racism, serious
127 Comments
Big Black Fuck Ox
Breaking News from the Onion. Might not be safe for work. Thanks to liquid.
