The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Are you a winner? Raffle results here!
Okay, fuckerinos. As I said yesterday, we raised $1500 for Piper by selling raffle tickets for 23 awesome prizes. I removed those who purchased tickets but did not want to be included in the drawing and after randomizing the list … Continue reading
Help a blogger out, win an iPod, do a little dance, make a little love.
This is Piper. Piper’s had a tough time recently. And with heartbreak and a recently destroyed car in her past, it’s about time that good karma shows up in her future, even if we have to give it a little … Continue reading
Raffle winners announced!
(cross-posted over at Avitable Halloween) Thanks to everyone who bought raffle tickets, the proceeds of which go to support the Halloween party happening on October 24th here in Altamonte Springs. We sold 110 tickets total before the raffle ended, and … Continue reading
We have a WIENER!
Thank you to everyone who bought a raffle ticket – your support goes a long way to making sure that the Halloween party will be a huge success. If you’re planning on coming to the party, don’t forget to go … Continue reading
I don’t post on Sundays anymore.
The Halloween party is less than two months away, and you’re all invited. For more information, go to the Halloween page at http://www.avitable.com/neverwas/. It has all of the details you’ll need, including: The raffle tickets! Three lucky people will win … Continue reading
Huge Announcement
Did I happen to mention that I’m having a huge, kick-ass Halloween party that all of you are invited to attend? Well, just in case you’ve been living in a cave for the last three months, I have been preparing … Continue reading
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