Friday is for bullets.

• Today is the 30-somethingth birthday of Mocha Momma! She's one of my favoritest bloggers in the whole world, and I'm looking forward to finally meeting her in Chicago this July. Go wish her a happy birthday!
• I was thinking about starting a category called "birthdays" and having a separate page of my blog dedicated to all the bloggers' birthdays. Each day I would post the birthdays of any bloggers who submitted their information. What do you think?
• Some of you might know the animosity I have for a troll of a blogger named Margalit. One main reason was her disdain for any blogger with cancer who gets something for free. Because she has CHF, a perfectly manageable and survivable illness brought on by her own bad habits, she thinks that she's on the same page as a terminal patient. She's a reprehensible human being who spends most of her time bullying people. I decided to bully her back (which is coincidentally the topic for next week's "Clearly, You're Retarded" – is it okay to bully a bully?). Her real name is Margery Teskan and she is a professional victim. She's poverty-stricken yet has a house cleaner. She lived in a shelter but bought DVDs for her children (who she calls some of the most hateful names ever). She's a cunt, and I have no problem outing her to the world. EDIT: I got the name wrong because I heard it wrong. It's Marjorie Peskin. She also goes by Topaz, too, because her son is Graham Topaz. Whoops!
• Does anybody else think that Supernatural just gets better every season?
• The best April Fool's prank done yesterday was on Thinkgeek's site. The Tauntaun sleeping bag was absolute genius, and got such demand that they're actually going to try to make it a real product! I would buy one if they made one for adults.
• The hair is finally growing back on the spots they had to shave for my surgery, and it's fucking itchy!
• Here's the last bullet. Go buy yourself something nice.

Hope your weekend doesn't suck nuts!