Tag Archives: rant

It is my goal to disagree with everyone who reads this post

Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 by Avitable

With only around 20 people caring about the date of the Halloween party, I’ve decided that my blog is experiencing a recession. And like Black President Jesus said, it’s going to get worse before it gets better. So I figured … Continue reading →

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Pathetic end to a miserable year

Posted on Thursday, January 1, 2009 by Avitable

Pathetic: It’s 10:30 and I’m thinking about going to bed. Amy went to bed a little while ago, and I’ve actually turned up my music to try to drown out the obnoxious noise of the fireworks going off behind us. … Continue reading →

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A letter attempting to collect a debt

Posted on Tuesday, October 7, 2008 by Avitable

We received this letter in the mail today: “After a review of your file we find a balance of $3,987.15. Please pay that amount by cashier’s check of money order to “Miller and Steeno, P.C.” and make sure our file … Continue reading →

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Creepy Craigslist Crawlers

Posted on Monday, September 29, 2008 by Avitable

With the assistance of my friend James, I finally cleaned out our garage this weekend. An ad for “FREE SHIT – FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED” went on Craigslist, and everything went down to the curb. “Everything” included a television, over … Continue reading →

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I don’t care about 9/11.

Posted on Thursday, September 11, 2008 by Avitable

This post is reprinted from 9/11/06, when it was entitled “It’s just another fucking Monday.” I don’t care about 9/11. This doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a tragedy. It was. But I think that the approximately 3,000 US killed and … Continue reading →

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Can I exchange July for another month?

Posted on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 by Avitable

Our AC is finally fixed, but that was only after the last two weeks consisted of having the AC company come out five different times to continue to fix it and waiting a period of 4-6 business days for a … Continue reading →

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Fuck you, you fucking fuckers

Posted on Friday, June 6, 2008 by Avitable

To the idiot driving ten miles under the speed limit on a busy road. To the twat making the ugly face at the cigarette smoke when sitting outside in the area designated for smokers. To the Florida heat that has … Continue reading →

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What the everloving fuck?

Posted on Thursday, December 6, 2007 by Avitable

Before you get to today’s post, don’t forget to go into the comments of yesterday’s and ask me a question! The information about my actual business has been changed to protect my stupidly retarded clients. Okay, so let’s say you … Continue reading →

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I . . .

Posted on Thursday, November 15, 2007 by Avitable

I don’t know how people type on laptops. The keyboards suck, the edge of the laptop digs into your wrists in what I have to assume is a carpal tunnel syndrome inducing angle, and the fucking touchpad doesn’t allow you … Continue reading →

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Don’t fuck with my movie time

Posted on Wednesday, June 27, 2007 by Avitable

Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Tuesday, June 26th, we have raised just over $2800! Everyone is amazing. We’re so close to $3,000, and I’m … Continue reading →

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