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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: Rants
The one where I talk about men and women and piss everyone off.
Do you know why so many women prefer the company of assholes over men who are their good friends? Because it’s instinct. It’s nature. A man’s job, as imprinted on his genes, is to fuck. Fuck a woman, spread your … Continue reading
Pet peeves
After being sick for a week, and then out of town for a party in Lexington, Kentucky, yesterday was the day that I finally caught up on the thousand plus blogs that were mocking me from the depths of my … Continue reading
The Next Best Thing
The most recent season of Top Chef has taught me something. There are too many people out there who think they have to rebel against someone. They think that they can be unique by doing the same things that everyone … Continue reading
Let’s talk about theme park etiquette
Most people who go to theme parks would talk about all of the fun they had and post pictures they took of each other and the attractions and everybody would laugh and tralala. Not me! Yesterday I got the chance … Continue reading
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Tagged animal kingdom, avitable, etiquette, obnoxious people, Rants, rules, theme parks
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Read Rage
N.B.: If you haven’t read The Appeal by John Grisham, and you plan on it, beware of spoilers ahead. Have you ever read a book that made you mad? I’m not talking about non-fiction – not like a book about … Continue reading
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Tagged anti-climactic, avitable, bloggies, books, dooce, heather-armstrong, i-hate-dooce, john-grisham, perez-hilton, puntabulous, Rants, sarcastica, the-appeal, the-partner, weblog-awards
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Dear Panera Bread employees
You fucking syphilitic little shitheads. If I ever see your slackjawed drooling little cro-magnon faces in public, I will run you over in my car. And back up. And drive forwards. And back up. And drive forwards. And park on … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, fuck, homeless, panera, panera-bread, piss, Rants, sex, shit, skullfucking
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Babysitting
One of my regular blog reads is Oh, the Joys. She had a post yesterday about
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Tagged angry, avitable, babysitting, molestation, obnoxious, Rants, stupid-people
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Driving Miss Fucking Daisy
Firstly, I’m feeling much better. And I have my car back! Secondly, I’m going to talk about drivers. (No, not just slow drivers, RW. Stop yer bitchin’.) Avitable’s 10 Rules of Driving: 1. On the interstate, the left lane is … Continue reading
