Tag Archives: relationships

How to lose friends and negatively influence people: My life for the last two years

Posted on Friday, August 12, 2011 by Avitable

In 1998, I met Amy. In 2001, we got married. In 2009, I had an affair. In 2010, we got divorced. I never thought I would be the type of person who would have an affair. I’ve since learned that … Continue reading →

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“You know how women are”

Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 by Avitable

“She told me explicitly that she didn’t want a gift. All she wanted was a nice card with some thought put into it.” “Adam, you know how women are. She says that, but she doesn’t mean it.” Over the past … Continue reading →

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Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know

Posted on Friday, April 22, 2011 by Avitable

I got an email from eHarmony today with some “awesome” dating advice entitled “Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know“. Are you ready for this smackdown of truthiness? I’m copying and pasting this article verbatim to share the idiocy. … Continue reading →

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Uncomfortable silence

Posted on Monday, January 25, 2010 by Avitable

There’s something palpable in the silence between two people who have nothing left to say. The “sweety”s and “honey”s are replaced with downcast stares and sad eyes. The guilt and the hurt and the confusion and the pain form together … Continue reading →

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Verbally Abuse Avitable Day

Posted on Sunday, March 22, 2009 by Avitable

Apparently, I haven’t been the friend that I wanted to be to some people. I have found out through different sources that I have friends who feel that I have done things that have been hurtful, mean, or neglectful. I … Continue reading →

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My brief love affair

Posted on Monday, September 8, 2008 by Avitable

Sunday night I went out for a quick dinner at Chili’s. After our meal, our server presented us with our bill, which had one of those survey requests. Fill out a survey online and get entered into a drawing for … Continue reading →

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