Tag Archives: religion

WTF is Lent? Avitable answers your questions.

Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 by Avitable

Yesterday was Ash Wednesday and the beginning of Lent. Since most of you are heathens, I thought I’d write a little primer about Lent to help educate you. What is Lent? Lent, derived from the Latin word for “empty symbolic … Continue reading →

Posted in I am evil | Tagged catholic, catholicism, comedy, humor, lent, religion, sarcasm, satire | 45 Comments

My prayer to Jeebus

Posted on Sunday, December 28, 2008 by Avitable

I’m writing this on Saturday night. Soon I shall be waking up and packing the car for the eight hour drive back home. Before I go to sleep, here is the prayer I will offer up: Dear Jeebus, In the … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, comedy, diarrhea, humor, jesus, poop, religion, Satan | 28 Comments

Drugs

Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2008 by Avitable

Last night we had a pretty passionate talk about pharmacists and what rights they have to hide behind shields of morality or religious convictions when refusing to dispense legal medication. If you’re interested, you can download the show or subscribe … Continue reading →

Posted in Serious stuff | Tagged avitable, morality, morning after pill, pharmacist, pharmacy, refusal to treat, religion | 93 Comments

Puppet, femininity and religion

Posted on Saturday, May 19, 2007 by Avitable

If you can’t view it . . .

Posted in Vlog | Tagged angel, avitable, buffy, church, denisetn, feminine-itching, joss whedon, monks, puppet, puppets, religion, vagina, video | 24 Comments

I admit it.

Posted on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 by Avitable

I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading →

Posted in My Art | Tagged asshole, avitable, christian, church, death, god, hate, holy, humor, hypocrisy, jerry-falwell, jesus christ, My Art, obituary, Politics, rant, religion | 61 Comments

Foaming at the mouth

Posted on Friday, May 11, 2007 by Avitable

My mood ebbs and flows. Today, I feel like talking about just a few types of people that I hate. If you see yourself in here, it doesn’t mean I’m thinking of you. It just means that maybe you should … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | Tagged asshole, avitable, hate, Politics, rant, religion, stupidity, white-trash | 76 Comments

Fisting

Posted on Saturday, March 24, 2007 by Avitable

Came across this revelatory and inspiring article encouraging Christians to fist because it is God’s will. Fisting and God’s Will The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, christian, fisting, funny, god, holy, religion, sex | 6 Comments