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Tag Archives: reviews
My review of Fantastic Mr. Fox (spoiler free)
Who knew that two of my favorite movies from 2009 would be purportedly created for children by auteur directors? Spike Jonze’s “Where The Wild Things Are” and Wes Anderson’s “Fantastic Mr. Fox” are based on children’s books but have appeal … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, critique, fantastic mr fox, movie, movie critic, movie reviews, reviews, roald dahl
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My Review of Surrogates
Surrogates is a movie that takes place in a not-too-distant future where all interaction between humans is done through surrogate robots. From the safety of your home, you control a body that sees, hears, smells, tastes, and feels for you, … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged bruce willis, critic, critique, movie, movie review, movies, reviews, surrogates
29 Comments
My review of The Time Traveler’s Wife (Spoiler Free)
Make no mistake about this film. It is a chick flick. It’s a love story with science fiction elements. It’s like if you took Steel Magnolias and made Julia Roberts’s character a cyborg with laser beam eyes. Yeah, it’s fucking … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, critics, eric bana, movie, movie critics, movie review, reviews, the time traveler's wife, time traveler's wife, tyler perry
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Movie Reviews (Spoiler Free): GI Joe and Julie & Julia
Friday, I saw two movies. In the morning, I took all of my employees out to the theater like I do almost every Friday. We saw “G.I. Joe – The Rise of Cobra”. In the evening, Amy and I ventured … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, critic, critique, gi joe, julia, julie, julie & julia, movie reviews, plaza cinema cafe, reviews, theater
45 Comments
Things I hate about your blog
The definition of “your” that should be applied is one that applies to the blogosphere as a whole. 1. You have some type of video or music that plays automatically when I visit. 2. You haven’t tested your blog in … Continue reading








