Tag Archives: santa

Have you been naughty or nice?

Posted on Wednesday, December 23, 2009 by Avitable

It’s almost Christmas, and Santa has been checking his list, trying to see who’s getting coal and who’s not. It’s also time to steal a page from Snackie’s book, and open up the comments for HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS! Did you ever … Continue reading →

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It’s Santastic!

Posted on Thursday, December 25, 2008 by Avitable

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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The inevitable unavailability of Avitable

Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 by Avitable

Tomorrow we leave for Charlotte, North Carolina. (Well, actually, a tiny one-horse burg named Lincolnton). I rented a Lincoln Navigator for the drive, which should be nice and relaxing. I’m bringing the laptop, but I’m not sure if (a) I’ll … Continue reading →

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Twas the night

Posted on Monday, December 24, 2007 by Avitable

With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my home, there was no porn being watched, no stroking the bone; The lotions and tissues, put away with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon … Continue reading →

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