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My dearest Amy,
It's over.
The almost 10 years of friendship. The almost 7 years of marriage. Our time in Los Angeles. Our time with our awesome house in Florida.
I know that you never thought this day would come, but we have to abide by The List. You know The List, right? It's the one that you have that has Sean Connery and Timothy Hutton on it.
Well, the top of my list is available, and I have to bid you adieu. I'm off to Los Angeles to track down and profess my love to my raven-haired Jewish comedy goddess. She's single again!
I'm coming, Sarah Silverman!