Tag Archives: sarcasm

Avitable answers your questions about health care reform

Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 by Avitable

With so much disinformation out there about President Obama’s plan to reform the current health care system in America, I thought it was important to help clear the air. Much like I did when the swine flu hysteria hit the … Continue reading →

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The Quarter Century

Posted on Sunday, August 16, 2009 by Avitable

By the age of 25: Orson Welles had coscripted, directed, and starred in Citizen Kane. Charlie Chaplin had appeared in 35 films. Janis Joplin had grossed over a million dollars with her first hit. Charles Lindbergh flew alone across the … Continue reading →

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A scientific study of the people attending #BlogHer.

Posted on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 by Avitable

According to BlogHer, there will be 1,399 people attending the main BlogHer conference this weekend. That’s not an astronomical number of people and it’s not a infinitesimal number of people. It’s a solid showing of bloggers who are getting together … Continue reading →

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Turning over a new leaf

Posted on Thursday, February 5, 2009 by Avitable

After last night’s show, during which I was mocked and otherwise insulted by a mob of uneducated bastards who think that every person on Earth has value, I felt shame. Chagrin, even. Maybe I am being too harsh on the … Continue reading →

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Sotally Tober

Posted on Friday, May 18, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday’s drunk video that Britt did got me thinking about the numerous drunk dials she’s made to me at my office. My phone is one of those multi-line phones that can do everything you can imagine, including recording phone conversations … Continue reading →

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Misogyny

Posted on Monday, April 30, 2007 by Avitable

Over on the “Save PPP Before They Go Out of Business Awards“, someone named Cassytrue left a comment for me saying, “Misogyny does not equal humor.” My initial response was to leave a smart-ass comment, which said “Cassytrue, where on … Continue reading →

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