Tag Archives: satire

On bullying, homsexuality, and Jonah Mowry

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

Of course, this video makes no sense unless you’ve seen the original video, by Jonah Mowry, a young teen who is struggling with being gay and getting bullied at school: Or, if you want to see the two of them … Continue reading →

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Two Denny’s waitresses and I walk into a strip club …

Posted on Thursday, November 3, 2011 by Avitable

Two Denny’s waitresses and I walk into a strip club . . . Sounds like the setup to a bad joke with an even worse Moons Over My Hammy punchline, doesn’t it? If only.  Instead, it was just the icing … Continue reading →

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The sordid pasts of wholesome companies

Posted on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 by Avitable

I was reading this article about Nintendo and how they got their start making naked lady playing cards and owning love hotels (basically a Japanese hotel where you can get a room by the hour), and thought it was funny … Continue reading →

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WTF is Lent? Avitable answers your questions.

Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 by Avitable

Yesterday was Ash Wednesday and the beginning of Lent. Since most of you are heathens, I thought I’d write a little primer about Lent to help educate you. What is Lent? Lent, derived from the Latin word for “empty symbolic … Continue reading →

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Why I love NASCAR.

Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 by Avitable

Hoooo-eeee, I’ll tell you what. The best thing about living this close to Daytona Beach is that I get to be right close to the Birthplace of Speed and the home of the Daytona 500. There ain’t nothing on God’s … Continue reading →

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The Love of a Mother

Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2011 by Avitable

“Hi, Mom.  I made it to Lexington safely.” “Okay, good.  Thank you for calling.” “You know, I am 34 years old.  Calling my mom every time I go out of town is a little ridiculous.” “Well, I think it’s nice. … Continue reading →

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If US TV shows were relaunched in other cultures

Posted on Monday, January 24, 2011 by Avitable

Last week, I was watching “Being Human”, which is a US relaunch of a (reportedly superior) UK show. With the exception of “The Office”, I’ve preferred the UK originals of shows like “Life on Mars” and “Kitchen Nightmares”, and I’m … Continue reading →

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The Oprah Winfrey Network

Posted on Tuesday, January 4, 2011 by Avitable

Oprah Winfrey, the black woman’s white man’s Asian child’s foodie’s Anthony Bourdain, launched her new television network on January 1st to relatively positive reviews. At this point, the channel lineup consists of uplifting, happy shows with a goal of entertaining … Continue reading →

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Protesting on the Internet (Or, what I should have posted yesterday instead of writing about pedophiles)

Posted on Friday, November 12, 2010 by Avitable

In other Avita-news, today is the birthday of my friend Its Toni!  Happy birthday, Toni! Also, have you signed up to be on my Christmas card mailing list yet?

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Be a Ground Hero Not a Ground Zero

Posted on Thursday, August 19, 2010 by Avitable

I heard a little piece of news about a protest in New York City. Apparently, people are upset about plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero. My friend Faiqa even wrote a post about it. The more that I … Continue reading →

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