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- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
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- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Tag Archives: satire
The Next Best Thing
The most recent season of Top Chef has taught me something. There are too many people out there who think they have to rebel against someone. They think that they can be unique by doing the same things that everyone … Continue reading
My Interview with Phillip Spicklefritz
Late last night, a neighbor down my street, Phillip Spicklefritz, passed away at the age of 94. While he may not have been famous, I thought he deserved an interview as well: Me: Thanks for joining me Phil. PS: So, … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged boston, celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, edward kennedy, good will hunting, humor, interviewing, interviews, kennedy, matt damon, parody, satire, ted kennedy
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Mother Truckers
“I hereby call this meeting of the Society of Hateful American Truckers to order.” “Hear hear!” “For our first order of business, I turn to my esteemed colleague from the Southeastern District, Mr. Devil Rig.” “Thank you, Chairman Rough Dawg. … Continue reading
My Interview with #BlogHer09
On Sunday, July 26th, after a short yet productive life, Twitter hashtag #BlogHer09 passed away in the hospital. She spent her entire life selflessly supporting the 2009 BlogHer Conference, and although many people may have found her annoying and a … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher09, comedy, hashtags, humor, interviews, men, parody, satire, twitter, women
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My interview with Ed McMahon
As most of you know, Ed McMahon died yesterday at the age of 86. And being the intrepid journalist that I am, I have his first posthumuous interview all ready just for you. Me: Thanks for agreeing to speak with … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, comedy, ed mcmahon, humor, interview, satire, tonight show
75 Comments
Top 10 Things Your iPhone Won’t Do
Yesterday, after Apple’s exciting World Wide Developers Conference (shouldn’t it be Developers’ Conference? Is it a conference for the developers or comprised of developers or is it both?), the internet was abuzz with news of the latest iPhone, due June … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged apple, apps, comedy, humor, iphone, iphone 3gs, parody, satire, steve jobs, top apps, top iphone apps, wwdc
83 Comments
An Interview with David Carradine
Yesterday, David Carradine was found dead, hanging in his closet. Today, I present you with a very special interview that took place almost immediately before the Kung Fu master committed suicide. Me: Hi, Bill. DC: Please don’t call me that. … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged caine, comedy, dark humor, david carradine, humor, interview, kill bill, kung fu, parody, satire, shane
56 Comments
Swine flu and you
Swine flu hysteria is sweeping the nation. It’s the new SARS. And as usual, people are overreacting without properly understanding the risks, symptoms, diagnosis, and treatment. So, in order to help stem the flow of retarded panic, inform yourself (taken … Continue reading
