Saw this at Shelli's and Jasmine's and decided to do it here:

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say or That I Should Say to Certain People:

1. Grow up and start acting your age. Figure out what you want with your life and stop relying on everyone as a crutch. It's pathetic.
2. You're ugly on the inside and that's why people don't like you.
3. I wish I could have taken down the story of your life before you died. I'm sorry I wasn't there during your last few days.
4. I can't believe that you hid your smoking from me for that many years. You should be ashamed of yourself.
5. In some small way, I blame you for what happened. And I resent your refusal to accept my help.
6. You're such a sheep that you couldn't even understand it if I drew a picture. Your stereotypes and ridiculous assertions make you look like a jackass.
7. I want you to laugh more and stop getting so angry.
8. I'm really hurt by your decision to embrace someone who was so hateful to me and the ones I love.
9. For years, I've dreamed of thousands of ways that I could destroy you for what you did. Someday I will put those plans into action.
10. You're a pathetic little gossip and I know the things you've said in private. You're hateful and spiteful and I feel bad for your husband because of the way you make him follow you around like one of those dogs that you had sex with as a kid.

Just a disclaimer – if you're reading this, it's not about you.