Update: When I was doing the credits, I forgot to add a donor. Thanks to Hilly's MIL for donating as well!
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Posts Tagged ‘send-hilly-to-philly’
Hilly to Philly video
Saturday, March 29th, 2008The Toes Have It
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008Have you ever had a day where you can't come up with shit to blog? That's me, right now.
I'm sitting here experiencing a random stream of consciousness while I think about what I can blog. It goes something like this:
"What can I blog? Hmm. Nothing interesting has really happened that I can talk about, I'm tired, I haven't almost killed myself in a long time, I hope I have a book in the bathroom because I know I'll be spending an hour in there soon, there's nothing good on TV to discuss except Ghost Hunters, Hilly's going to Philly, everybody's birthdays are over, a new employee starts tomorrow, Bossy comes Friday, my office is a mess, here I sit, in my underwear and socks, trying to write a post. My socks are annoying me because they both have huge holes in them and my toes poke out. Boy, my toes are horrible. Has the blogoringoboingoverse seen my toes?"
The answer, dear reader, is no. No, you have not seen my toes. Until now!
Holy Dave Day
Monday, March 24th, 2008When I started blogging, there was one blogger that I looked up to. His posts were always very creative, and he had legions of fans. I carefully examined his style and methods. I marveled at the posts he came up with, and still comes up with, on a regular basis. As I get older and become more seasoned at blogging, I hope to someday surpass this blogger.
I'm talking, of course, about Mr. Fabulous.
However, today is not Mr. Fabulous's birthday. It's Dave's! If you don't read Dave, you're missing out. Every post, whether it's about wiping his butt or just an image, is a treat – he's one of the most creatively skilled people I know. Not only that, but he's the nicest person I know, too. Seriously. One day I asked him if I could skin him and wear him to a costume party, and he handed me his own personal potato/skin peeler to do the job! That's just one small example of his altruism and karmic personality.
For Dave's birthday, I decided to give him the one thing he wants: A marriage to Elizabeth Hurley!
Today, I'd also like to talk quickly about an awesome blogger named Hilly. Most of you already know Hilly's blog very well, and if you don't, get over there and fix that. She's cute and funny and dirty and wonderful. And I really, really, really want to meet her.
I have the chance to meet her when I go to TequilaCon 2008, but there's one problem. At this point of the year, given the shitty economy and costs of flights from Los Angeles to Philly, she might not be able to make it!
This just won't do, people. This boy has to meet HillySue!
So here's my solution, and a chance for you to turn a dollar into fifty! I know that some of you have an extra dollar or five rattling around in your Paypal account. It's not doing you any good there. Why not donate it?
And for everyone who donates and/or puts one of the following buttons in a post (use the code provided) and asks your readers to come here and donate, I'll enter you into a drawing to get a $50 Amazon.com gift certificate! So spending $1, 5, or 10 to help me meet Hilly will give you a chance at $50!
The contest ends on April 6th. If instead of donating you own a private plane that you want to loan us, that will work, too. Thanks!
