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Tag Archives: september 11
How to bring the fun back to September 11th
Today is the 10-year anniversary of the date that Osama bin Laden, operating independently from the directives and guidelines of his purported religion, attacked the United States by hijacking planes and flying them into the Twin Towers in New York … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged 9/11, comedy, humor, september 11, september 11th, september eleventh
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Good reasons to burn the Qur’an
Some douchebags were going to burn the Koran tomorrow for close-minded reasons that confuse fanaticism with religious representation. And as much as it is their right to express themselves in whatever way they choose, I can’t support it. Mainly because … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged 9/11, book burning, burning, comedy, Dove Outreach Center, humor, koran, qur'an, september 11
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Edna Prygyz – Project 2,996: Remembering 9/11
Edna Prygyz was born in 1908 and was survived by nine children, fourteen grandchildren, nineteen great-grandchildren, and one great-great-granddaughter. She was horribly afraid of flying and it was likely that her death was painless, because she self-medicated heavily using a … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged 9/11, comedy, dark humor, edna prygyz, project 2996, remembrance, satire, september 11
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