The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: serious
Survey says
I don’t know what it is about this weekend, but my brain don’t think too good. I saw this survey over at Steve’s blog and decided to steal it. And I’m actually going to answer it seriously for once! I … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more, Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, lazy-blogging, serious, surveys
44 Comments
Nigger
“Adam, you wouldn’t seriously want a black guy to be our President, would you?” That’s an actual quote from one of my uncles a few weeks ago. The thing is, I didn’t grow up in an explicitly racist household. My … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, democrat, nigger, obama, political, prejudice, racism, serious
127 Comments
The first day.
First of all, if you listened to the show last night and IMed or called in, thanks! It was fun, and I might actually consider doing my own show sometime. Would any of you like that idea? If you missed … Continue reading
Image is key.
So, during a conversation with a couple of whores, I was told that I am very careful to use my blog to display a certain image, and that much of my true self never comes out online. And at first … Continue reading
My first time
I usually don’t write about serious things, but I’m in the mood. This is a post where I bare my heart and soul and talk about my first time. It was right before I left for college. I had (along … Continue reading
Kids
After hearing about two mothers who I know are excellent parents who had one child running around with a sharp tool that almost gouged her eye out, and another baby who managed to eat dinner at a neighbor’s house without … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage
Tagged avitable, child-free, children, kids, serious, thinker
79 Comments
Serious vs. funny
I’ve heard from some people that my posts are never serious, never dramatic, and never evoke any emotion other than a laugh. People think I’m too guarded or just don’t like to share, but it’s not true. The real reason … Continue reading








