Tag Archives: sex

The STD Test

Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 by Avitable

Last week, I took an STD test. Actually, let me start at the beginning. Two weeks ago, I was chatting on Skype with a friend in Japan. She was telling me about her most recent boyfriend when something she said … Continue reading →

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My interview with my recently deceased grandmother

Posted on Tuesday, March 9, 2010 by Avitable

My grandmother, pictured above with her second favorite dictator, passed away Friday night. This is the same grandmother I’ve written about previously. She was suffering from the late stages of Alzheimer’s, and her death, while sad, was merciful. Eileen was … Continue reading →

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Getting caught masturbating

Posted on Monday, January 11, 2010 by Avitable

“Did you see your parents naked a lot?” She asked, sitting straight in her chair, both hands clasped on her knee. Very poised. This almost made me lay down. To this day, I’ve resisted laying down on the couch. I … Continue reading →

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What else is Tiger not telling us?

Posted on Monday, December 14, 2009 by Avitable

With all of the recent news of Tiger Woods’s numerous dalliances outside of his marriage, starting to climb into the double digits, everyone is starting to wonder what we really know about Tiger Woods. The answer: not much. Here are … Continue reading →

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There comes a time in every man’s life when he tries to suck his own dick

Posted on Thursday, October 8, 2009 by Avitable

“There I was, fourteen years old, laying on my back on the edge of my bed. Naked. My legs arcing over my head, my hands slowly pushed my back further and further until my shoulders and elbows were the only … Continue reading →

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Learn How to Use Dirty Talk, the Avitable Way

Posted on Monday, July 6, 2009 by Avitable

A certain friend makes fun of me because I have a problem with dirty talk. She tries to get me to say some of the vilest things, and I typically abstain. It’s not out of embarrassment as much as it … Continue reading →

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S&M melts in your crotch, not in your hands: Product Review

Posted on Saturday, June 6, 2009 by Avitable

Hey everyone – Avitable here. When someone emailed me and asked if they could use my blog as a forum to review sex toys anonymously, how could I have said anything other than yes? Please to enjoy: I love to … Continue reading →

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Blowjob imitator

Posted on Tuesday, February 3, 2009 by Avitable

There’s a new adult store online called Eden Fantasys. In order to sell their sex toys, they’re tapping into the blogosphere and providing free products in return for a review and a few well chosen links back to their site. … Continue reading →

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Who Wants To Be An Avitable?

Posted on Sunday, December 14, 2008 by Avitable

Last week, I threw up a quick link to a purity test to see exactly how bad some of you people are, and it was amazing how many of you have done dirty, nasty things in your life. But then … Continue reading →

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Method 4,982 to break blogger block

Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 by Avitable

I am currently hard at work at finishing the studio photos for those of you who attended the party and will soon have a post with information about that. It’s more work than I thought! And now, your regularly scheduled … Continue reading →

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