Tag Archives: sex

Open for sex. MWMMTBBW.

Posted on Monday, September 15, 2008 by Avitable

To get to my neighborhood, you have to drive through the neighborhood that I like to call, with all degree of tact and class, the poor neighborhood. More carports than garages, grass replete with brown grass and long weeds instead … Continue reading →

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Reptilian repetition

Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2008 by Avitable

I thought I’d dust off this old classic herpephilia video for you. Many of you may never have even seen it! I’ve embedded it here, but you can also click here to download it for your own viewing pleasure. May … Continue reading →

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Musings

Posted on Wednesday, May 7, 2008 by Avitable

If you get caught trying to take a drunk girl’s pants off with your teeth, pretending you’re invisible probably won’t work. Do you think that maybe Hitler just really hated juice, but was misunderstood by those below him? If you … Continue reading →

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Geek coming through.

Posted on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by Avitable

I’m so massively erect right now. “Why’s that, Adam?” you ask. (Or maybe “What is it this time, PervBoy?”) It’s not because I finally got my Avril Lavigne manties to wear around the house. It’s not because I downloaded a … Continue reading →

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Don’t you hate?

Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008 by Avitable

Don’t you hate when come clogs up your urethra after masturbating and when you go to pee, you pee in fourteen different directions, including straight up? Don’t you hate when you are holding onto your penis after coming to stem … Continue reading →

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Dear Panera Bread employees

Posted on Thursday, March 6, 2008 by Avitable

You fucking syphilitic little shitheads. If I ever see your slackjawed drooling little cro-magnon faces in public, I will run you over in my car. And back up. And drive forwards. And back up. And drive forwards. And park on … Continue reading →

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Partay

Posted on Thursday, October 25, 2007 by Avitable

Two more days of prep doesn’t seem like enough time! Either that, or I need two of me. Or three of me. Hm – now that could be fun in the bedroom!

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It’s been too long

Posted on Thursday, September 6, 2007 by Avitable

I’ve been way too fucking tame on this blog recently. I tried to find a way to embed this directly, but I’ve failed. So far. So you’ll have to go check it out yourself. Just don’t look at it while … Continue reading →

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Ok, I admit it.

Posted on Tuesday, August 14, 2007 by Avitable

I’ll never deny it. In fact, I embrace it. I encourage it in those who try to hide it, and I seek it out in others. I surround myself with those who have it, and I disregard people who look … Continue reading →

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I have a dream

Posted on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 by Avitable

Today, I’m guest posting over Jestertunes, where I am standing up for the rights of a straight man in a gay, gay world. Head over there and leave me a comment, willya? And if you don’t see my post at … Continue reading →

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