Tag Archives: sex

Redheads are hot

Posted on Monday, June 25, 2007 by Avitable

Before I get to today’s post, here’s the update: I’m going to keep the donation going throughout this week. As of right now, we’re just over $2200! Please keep giving – even just $5.00 a day for the next five … Continue reading →

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I’m here to help.

Posted on Monday, June 4, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday, someone found my blog by searching Google for the following phrase: “Is it safe to have your dog lick your vagina?” I fear that this poor soul didn’t find the answer she was looking for on my site, so … Continue reading →

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Sotally Tober

Posted on Friday, May 18, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday’s drunk video that Britt did got me thinking about the numerous drunk dials she’s made to me at my office. My phone is one of those multi-line phones that can do everything you can imagine, including recording phone conversations … Continue reading →

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My first time

Posted on Tuesday, May 8, 2007 by Avitable

I usually don’t write about serious things, but I’m in the mood. This is a post where I bare my heart and soul and talk about my first time. It was right before I left for college. I had (along … Continue reading →

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My inspirations

Posted on Tuesday, May 1, 2007 by Avitable

Unlike many people, I am not inspired by important people in history, whether they were statesmen, warriors, politicians, inventors, authors, artists, scientists, or mimes. I understand the impact that many of these people had on our lives, but I can’t … Continue reading →

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I’m here to teach

Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 by Avitable

For your edumacation, I, the brilliant and mighty Avitable, have decided to share some important lessons that might make your lives much easier. If you decide to shave your testicles and crotch to look like a porn star, make sure … Continue reading →

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Sex sells

Posted on Thursday, April 5, 2007 by Avitable

Since I recently have brand new dirty smilies (thank you to Denise, Julianne, DutchBitch, Liquid and someone who shall remain anonymous), I decided that a meme about sex (among other things) would be appropriate for today. Britt’s doing the same … Continue reading →

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The winner and more

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 by Avitable

Thanks for playing Avitatrivia! After carefully reviewing all the questions everyone asked, I had a difficult decision to make: Do I go with the retarded question that made me chuckle? The overly complicated one that made me think of boobs? … Continue reading →

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Fisting

Posted on Saturday, March 24, 2007 by Avitable

Came across this revelatory and inspiring article encouraging Christians to fist because it is God’s will. Fisting and God’s Will The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it … Continue reading →

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