Tag Archives: shit

Can I exchange July for another month?

Posted on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 by Avitable

Our AC is finally fixed, but that was only after the last two weeks consisted of having the AC company come out five different times to continue to fix it and waiting a period of 4-6 business days for a … Continue reading →

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Aw, fuck it.

Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 by Avitable

The good news is that I have air conditioning! The bad news is that I have a huge headache that feels like my head is being split in two by a rusty saw. Plus everybody online is either crabby, bitchy, … Continue reading →

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Dear Panera Bread employees

Posted on Thursday, March 6, 2008 by Avitable

You fucking syphilitic little shitheads. If I ever see your slackjawed drooling little cro-magnon faces in public, I will run you over in my car. And back up. And drive forwards. And back up. And drive forwards. And park on … Continue reading →

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Faith in humanity . . . lost

Posted on Monday, January 14, 2008 by Avitable

Before I get to the real reason for my post, here’s an interesting ad I noticed when I was checking my Gmail last week. Click for a legible version: Okay, now onto the horror. 2girls1cup – everybody knows what it … Continue reading →

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