Tag Archives: sick

When men get sick, the world suffers

Posted on Friday, October 28, 2011 by Avitable

If there was ever an actual war between the genders, all the women would have to do is give men the flu. Sure, the women would get sick, too, but they’d still plan and orchestrate a battle plan, attack without … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged gender, improv, improv comedy, men, orlando improv, sick, stand-up | 9 Comments

I may be dying.

Posted on Tuesday, February 8, 2011 by Avitable

Posted in My Art | Tagged cold, dying, fever, flu, sick | 38 Comments

Who Wants To Be An Avitable?

Posted on Sunday, December 14, 2008 by Avitable

Last week, I threw up a quick link to a purity test to see exactly how bad some of you people are, and it was amazing how many of you have done dirty, nasty things in your life. But then … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, dirty, evil, humor, masturbation, perverted, purity, sex, sexual, sick, twisted | 38 Comments

Damnshitfuck.

Posted on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 by Avitable

Okay, so I’m writing this Monday evening to be published on Tuesday. My head still feels like someone stuffed it full of wool socks and turned the dryer on. My eyes are swollen and there’s something dripping out of my … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | Tagged avitable, brakes, car-repair, damnshitfuck, illness, master-cylinder, midas, sick | 40 Comments

Fuck.

Posted on Monday, February 4, 2008 by Avitable

Saturday I spent 9 hours at a mechanic’s for something very simple (brakes) and ended up with a rental car. Sunday I woke up with a massive head cold, runny nose, swollen eyes, and a sore throat. Who knows what … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, deaths-door, illness, sick | 35 Comments

My lungs

Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 by Avitable

Getting sick is fun! I especially love being congested! (Click for larger)

Posted in My Art | Tagged avitable, congestion, illness, lungs, My Art, sick | 36 Comments