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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: snackiepoo
The things I’ve learned from Hilly
Yesterday, a friend went home. After almost a year here, Hilly is driving back to California, another chapter in her life over. A year or two ago, I argued that you can’t learn something from everyone. I think I’ve grown … Continue reading
Get on the Hilly Train
Today’s a tough day for a friend because it’s the anniversary of her wedding to her ex-husband. In addition, she’s been in a period of transition recently, packing up her belongings to move back to California after spending some time … Continue reading
Have you been naughty or nice?
It’s almost Christmas, and Santa has been checking his list, trying to see who’s getting coal and who’s not. It’s also time to steal a page from Snackie’s book, and open up the comments for HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS! Did you ever … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged christmas, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, confession, confession booth, holiday, santa, snackiepoo
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If a Hilly drinks and there’s nobody around, is she still drunk?
Hunk Drilly from Adam Avitable on Vimeo. Last night was a belated birthday dinner for Hilly over at Liam Fitzpatrick’s in Lake Mary. As I write this, she is doing shots in my game room and loudly declaring her desire … Continue reading
So you say it’s your birthday . . .
In the People’s Republic of Blogistan, there can be only one Queen. One ruler to unite them all. One leader to decide who lives and who gets to eat cupcakes. And that person is the one, the only, Hilly. Today, … Continue reading
Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer
This is what happens after two drinks at Parliament House between Britt and Hilly: Why you should buy Britt a drink at BlogHer from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Posted in blogher, Vlog
Tagged blogher, blogher 09, hilly, kissing, lesbian, miss britt, snackiepoo, vimeo, Vlog
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My conversation with Stephen Hawking
As I write this post tonight, Stephen Hawking has been rushed to the hospital and is gravely ill. And unlike last time, when I waited until after death to have a(n imagined) conversation with Caylee Anthony, I thought I should … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged a brief history of time, amazon, avitable, hilly, housewarming, humor, interview, parody, physics, satire, snackiepoo, stephen hawking
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Nobody expects the Snackiepoo Inquisition
As part of that whole interview meme, I was asked 5 questions by Hilly. I still have another 20 or so people to whom I need to send interview questions, so be patient. I’m working on it, fuckers. As a … Continue reading
Most important day in American history
I’ll return tomorrow with photos of props and hopefully the professional photos. Today is an important day. It’s one that people have been waiting for, maybe for their whole lives. Today is a day when the people get to stand … Continue reading
