The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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A letter to my 17-year old self
This isn’t the first time I’ve written a letter to my younger self, but after seeing the letter written by my friend (and awesome comedienne) Lauren Brown, I decided to do another one. Dear 17-year old Avitable, On Thursday, I’ll … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Gives Advice
Tagged comedy, humor, lauren brown, letter to myself, retrospective, stand-up
31 Comments
When men get sick, the world suffers
If there was ever an actual war between the genders, all the women would have to do is give men the flu. Sure, the women would get sick, too, but they’d still plan and orchestrate a battle plan, attack without … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged gender, improv, improv comedy, men, orlando improv, sick, stand-up
9 Comments
You know you want to watch . . . you dirty pervert
I was at the Improv on Wednesday and had a set that I was pretty happy with. Still got quite a ways to go, but I’m getting there!
Posted in Stand Up Comedy
Tagged comedian, comedy, humor, improv, orlando comedy, stand-up
17 Comments
Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know
I got an email from eHarmony today with some “awesome” dating advice entitled “Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know“. Are you ready for this smackdown of truthiness? I’m copying and pasting this article verbatim to share the idiocy. … Continue reading
Posted in General, Stand Up Comedy
Tagged advice, comedy, dating, eharmony, humor, improv, men, orlando improv, relationships, stand-up, women
33 Comments
No, I Don’t Do Speed
Wednesday night, I had another stand-up set at the Orlando Improv. If you watch the video and compare it with the stand-up I did three weeks ago, the material is sharper, leaner, and better, but I still talk way too … Continue reading
Posted in Stand Up Comedy
Tagged comedy, humor, improv, orlando comedy, stand-up, the improv
40 Comments
What do I want from comedy?
Sunday night, I was at the Orlando Improv doing an open mic night. It’s been routine now for me to spend 3-4 nights a week out at any place that offers a chance to test material and practice. Last night, … Continue reading
My Stand Up Set. Laugh at me or with me. Either works.
On Sunday night, I was part of the Pro-Am set at the Orlando Improv, and I did a five minute set. I was nervous as all hell, but I feel like it went okay for my first time on stage, … Continue reading
Posted in Stand Up Comedy
Tagged comedy, humor, improv, nintendo, orlando improv, stand-up
124 Comments
Doing comedy
When I was a junior at Spruce Creek High School in 1993, I performed in the Mr. and Mrs. Spruce Creek pageant, a talent competition. Many of the competitors danced or sung or performed other performing arts. I did a … Continue reading
The one where I take a stand-up comedy class
Monday night I joined 13 other people at The Improv Orlando to start an 8-week class on stand-up comedy. I’ve been searching for a way to push some boundaries and step out of my comfort zone, and comedy seemed to … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged comedy, comedy classes, gary menke, humor, improv orlando, orlando improv, stand-up
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Wednesday will be a good day
Because I’m going to see him!








