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The Law of Nature

Late last night found me in my car, driving home tired and bleary-eyed. The familiar glow of the Burger King sign beckoned to me from the interstate, promising soda that would push off sleep for a few miles more. The … Continue reading

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My weekend in Boston OR How I had to poop

In Boston, my grandmother had 15 brothers and sisters when she was growing up. As she was having her second child (my mother), her mother was pregnant with her youngest child. As a result, my mother’s youngest uncle is only … Continue reading

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Lovebugs: a lovestory

As I perambulate the pool every hour on orders from my surgeon and my mother, I’ve noticed that our backyard has become a haven for horny lovebugs. They flock by the thousands to the grass and low-hanging plants on the … Continue reading

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