The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The Next Best Thing
The most recent season of Top Chef has taught me something. There are too many people out there who think they have to rebel against someone. They think that they can be unique by doing the same things that everyone … Continue reading
What I did for Earth Hour
Yesterday at 8:30 PM from 9:30 PM EST was the self-designated Earth Hour when hippies, sheeple and morons were encouraged to “Vote Earth” by switching off their lights for one hour. Here’s what I did for Earth Hour: 8:30: Turned … Continue reading
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Stick your LOL up your ROTFLMAO
My wife isn’t what I would call an early adopter of technology. I just recently turned on text messaging on her cell so that I could send her a quick message if I can’t reach her at work, and it’s … Continue reading
The Worst Twitter Party Ever
Twitter.com/Avitable Avitable’s Updates for March 12, 2009: Hey everybody, I’m having a Twitter party tonight at 9PM! #Adam’sKickAssParty Sent at 9:01 AM from TweetDeck @MissBritt Oh, you’ve already got something? That’s cool. Have fun! #Adam’sKickAssParty Sent at 9:03 AM from … Continue reading
Can’t read my handwriting
Let me tell you about this block. It was made in Adobe Photoshop CS2. I made it by using the shape tool to make three squares. Then I edited the perspective to make the sides look three-dimensional. I added a … Continue reading
Soup or bowl
Most of you know how I feel about spectator sports. I don’t understand what you retards enjoy about living vicariously through a team of athletes chasing a ball around a field or a court. Loyalties to a team because they’re … Continue reading








