Tag Archives: stupid

Listen to your gut unless it tells you to drink two-month old soy milk.

Posted on Saturday, August 28, 2010 by Avitable
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The Next Best Thing

Posted on Friday, August 28, 2009 by Avitable

The most recent season of Top Chef has taught me something. There are too many people out there who think they have to rebel against someone. They think that they can be unique by doing the same things that everyone … Continue reading →

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Watch Adam’s Head Explode

Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Avitable

Someone who is not at all my younger 25-year old brother manages to almost make my head explode using only good old-fashioned ignorance and Yahoo Messenger: NotMyBrother:

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What I did for Earth Hour

Posted on Sunday, March 29, 2009 by Avitable

Yesterday at 8:30 PM from 9:30 PM EST was the self-designated Earth Hour when hippies, sheeple and morons were encouraged to “Vote Earth” by switching off their lights for one hour. Here’s what I did for Earth Hour: 8:30: Turned … Continue reading →

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Stick your LOL up your ROTFLMAO

Posted on Monday, March 16, 2009 by Avitable

My wife isn’t what I would call an early adopter of technology. I just recently turned on text messaging on her cell so that I could send her a quick message if I can’t reach her at work, and it’s … Continue reading →

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The Worst Twitter Party Ever

Posted on Friday, March 13, 2009 by Avitable

Twitter.com/Avitable Avitable’s Updates for March 12, 2009: Hey everybody, I’m having a Twitter party tonight at 9PM! #Adam’sKickAssParty Sent at 9:01 AM from TweetDeck @MissBritt Oh, you’ve already got something? That’s cool. Have fun! #Adam’sKickAssParty Sent at 9:03 AM from … Continue reading →

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Can’t read my handwriting

Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2009 by Avitable

Let me tell you about this block. It was made in Adobe Photoshop CS2. I made it by using the shape tool to make three squares. Then I edited the perspective to make the sides look three-dimensional. I added a … Continue reading →

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Soup or bowl

Posted on Monday, February 2, 2009 by Avitable

Most of you know how I feel about spectator sports. I don’t understand what you retards enjoy about living vicariously through a team of athletes chasing a ball around a field or a court. Loyalties to a team because they’re … Continue reading →

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