Tag Archives: stupidity

Can Muslims be Good Americans?

Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 by Avitable

My grandfather is a good person. I’ve never seen him do harm to another soul, look down on anyone else, or do anything negative in his entire life. I like my grandfather a great deal, and it’s hard to reconcile … Continue reading →

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I wonder if I committed a felony last night?

Posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 by Avitable

For 14 days, I tried to play Grand Theft Auto IV unsuccessfully. The game wouldn’t load, or I kept getting this obnoxious “RESC10″ error and all I kept reading on gtaforums was that the idiots at Rockstar were working on … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XXVII

Posted on Sunday, February 10, 2008 by Avitable

Thanks to Sheila: 1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Thank God! We’ve been trying so hard and measuring the length and stickiness of my vaginal secretions for months. 2. Do you … Continue reading →

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Things that can get you into trouble

Posted on Monday, October 8, 2007 by Avitable

Beware, encumbered men. While these sentences may seem innocent to you, when taken out of context (without the words in brackets), they can cause homicidal feelings in your loved one. But fear not – I am here to help. Avoid … Continue reading →

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The Heat is On.

Posted on Monday, August 6, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday, my wife left for Houston for a business trip. She typically takes a cab so that I don’t have to make the 30-mile trek to Orlando Airport and back. This Sunday, however, I was forced to was lucky enough … Continue reading →

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Myspace is fun

Posted on Thursday, May 31, 2007 by Avitable

Stole this off of Myspace: 1. Are you taller than your mom? Not only am I taller, but my penis is larger and I can knock her out with one punch. 2. What color is your car? Phantom Gray. You’d … Continue reading →

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Foaming at the mouth

Posted on Friday, May 11, 2007 by Avitable

My mood ebbs and flows. Today, I feel like talking about just a few types of people that I hate. If you see yourself in here, it doesn’t mean I’m thinking of you. It just means that maybe you should … Continue reading →

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