There's a whole website dedicated to stealing memes from other people's sites and posting them. This one is apparently called The Woman's Work 45 Meme, and I thought it might be fun to do, since I'm not a working woman and all:
1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
As long as I don't think about it too long. It's a pretty disgusting concept.
2. Favorite late night snack?
I don't snack.
3. Do you own a gun?
No, I'm anti-gun.
4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
I don't drink coffee, but sometimes I'll see if they'll steam me some eggnog.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, but I haven't had my first prostate exam yet.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're delicious with ketchup and mayonnaise.
7. Favorite Christmas song?
Christmas at Ground Zero, by Weird Al
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Diet Coke.
9. Can you do push-ups?
I can do push-up.
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My college ring.
11. Favorite hobby?
Comic books.
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
No, I have whatever the horribly anal retentive opposite of that is.
13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
I'm just a little too sexy.
14. The last disease you contracted?
I haven't really been sick in years, but it was some type of basic cold.
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
A. What does this have to do with working women? B. How can I simultaneously think of three different things? C. I have to pee.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Diet Coke, Diet Coke, and Diet Coke
17. Current worry right now?
I'm really hating the idea of leaving town for Christmas. At least I'll have internet.
18. Current hate right now?
Oh, I hate lots of things.
19. Favorite place to be?
In my office.
20. How did you ring in the New Year?
I think I might have been asleep.
21. Like to travel?
Only under exactingly specific circumstances over which I have complete control.
23. Do you own slippers?
No. I only own one pair of shoes.
24. What color shirt are you wearing?
It's kind of a pasty white with lots of hair and two nipples.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Not really – too slippery.
26. Can you whistle?
Like a retarded child.
27. Favorite singer/band?
Avril Lavigne
28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
Only if I took it literally and killed everyone else.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
The Divinyl's.
30. Favorite girl’s names?
Summer, Kaylee, Willow, and Pussy Galore
31. Favorite boy’s name?
Adam. Or Thor.
32. What’s in your pocket right now?
Unless I'm hiding something in an orifice, there's no definition of pockets that can apply to my current outfit.
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
The new NBC show Kath and Kim.
34. Like your job?
It's fun, even with the crazy bitchy employees.
36. Do you love where you live?
Yes, although I look forward to making more changes in the future.
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three.
38. Who is your loudest friend?
That's no contest.
39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
I see the speed limit as a minimum.
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Lots of people do. I'm pretty fucking awesome.
41. What is your favorite book?
Stephen King's Dark Tower series.
42. What is your favorite candy?
Chic-o-stick.
43. Favorite Sports Team?
I think following sports is a waste of time and everyone is stupider having done it.
44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Posting a picture of my ass on the internet.
45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
How did I give myself a wedgie in the middle of the night?
