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Bob Vila would shoot me in the face with a nailgun

Posted on Tuesday, June 2, 2009 by Avitable

I have plenty of good attributes. I’m smart, I’m funny, I can multitask, I speed-read, and I am a professional masturbator. I am not, however, “handy”. My wife does all of the small projects around the house, and we’ve recently … Continue reading →

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Best Superhero Movies

Posted on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 by Avitable

With the recent overwhelming success of “The Dark Knight”, I thought it would be a good time for me to list my top 10 superhero comic book movies. I’m differentiating those from “comic book movies” so that I don’t have … Continue reading →

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Geek coming through.

Posted on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by Avitable

I’m so massively erect right now. “Why’s that, Adam?” you ask. (Or maybe “What is it this time, PervBoy?”) It’s not because I finally got my Avril Lavigne manties to wear around the house. It’s not because I downloaded a … Continue reading →

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