The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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When in doubt, take a survey
The combination of a three-hour nap this afternoon and my procrastination from cleaning the kitchen which STILL has pots and pans left over from Thanksgiving (and I am pretty sure that the mashed potatoes have evolved into a sentient civilization) … Continue reading
A look back at 2010
Thanks to Maria for the survey: 1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before? I got divorced, went on anti-depressants, and started dating as an adult. Oh, and I fired a pistol. 2. Did you keep … Continue reading
Less than 2 months until BlogHer. Are you going?
After my post three months ago about how TPTB at BlogHer are dropping the ball significantly, I’ve had several people ask if I was even still going. The answer is a resounding “Of course!” While I think that the leadership … Continue reading
Survey says . . .
What better way to waste a Saturday after a holiday than to create my own survey, then fill out said survey, then encourage all of you to steal said survey and fill it out yourselves? Just pick the first word … Continue reading
The answers to life
Earlier this week, in an exhibition of complete and utter creative laziness, I asked for questions that I would answer. Some of you heard my cry for help and came running. And now I provide you with the fruits plucked … Continue reading
Memes are so 2007
I’ve seen this many places, but I copied it from Faiqa. Time was, I’d fill these out with funny answers that were in no way real. However, I’ve decided it might be more interesting to be brutally honest. Or more … Continue reading
Mindless blather
Mindless Saturday meme I got from Maria. Be prepared to be bored to absolute death: What is your favorite quotable line from a movie? I don’t have one. Instead, I like to quote anything from my favorite movies: Happy Gilmore, … Continue reading
No vlog for you!
I really had a vlog planned for today, but I had forgotten that I promised Tracy I’d do Grant’s meme by Saturday, which will net her five clams! So here goes . . . 1. Describe yourself without the use … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, grant, kaply-inc, meme, quiz, survey, tag, tracy-kaply
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Misc Mon
FIRST: Don’t forget to go, before midnight EST tonight, and enter my contest for a chance to win an iPod Shuffle! Even if you’ve been certified as mentally retarded, you still have a chance at getting at least one guess … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, Blogroll, britt, contest, contests, interview, interviewing, meme, miss britt, questions, RAP-Sheet, survey, The-RAP-Sheet
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