The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Birthdaypalooza
Today is the birthday of two friends. One, Grant, is a tech geek, war vet and Asian fetishist, and the other is a quiet, meek, demure bookworm. Hahaha, just kidding – it’s Sybil! Even though these two are pretty different, … Continue reading
Bullets, bracelets and breastesses
As you know, a Wonder Woman film is currently in production. The biggest difficulty is, of course, finding the actress to play the titular character. Search no more, Hollywood, because I have found her, and her name is Sybil Law! … Continue reading
Look at my package
This is a multi-faceted post. First, there’s the video. Thanks Sybil and Special K! And if you watch carefully, you can see some Halloween props we’ve built in the background.: Then, there’s the scanned drawing from Sybil’s daughter. Also, don’t … Continue reading
Birthdaystravaganzapaloozapolis
(click me to see larger) Since I was busy yesterday solving the country’s problem of ingrained racism, I neglected several birthdays, so a drawing was in order. Belated happy birthday wishes to Sybil, BlondeBlogger, and Grant! You’re all really fucking … Continue reading
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