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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: talkshoe
The death of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”
Last night was the final episode of the show originally called “Clearly, You’re Retarded”, renamed to “CYR”. If you didn’t listen, you can download it here or subscribe to the podcast here. The reason I was clinging to the name … Continue reading
Tune in Wednesday night for an extra-special episode of CYR!
For the first time in six weeks, I’ll be hosting another episode of CYR online at 9 PM EST tonight (Wednesday). I’m not sure why you would possibly want to listen, but I figure that talking for an hour to … Continue reading
New episode tonight – don’t miss it!
Tonight (Wednesday) at 9 PM EST is a new episode of CYR, which is now coming to your bad selves every two weeks. I’ll be talking about comedy, doing material, sharing personal information that nobody wants to know, and maybe … Continue reading
Charlie Sheen or Gary Busey?
Before I get into today’s post, don’t forget about tonight’s new episode of CYR! I’ll be taking an hour and talking about Nintendo, stand-up, anal bleaching, marathon masturbating, and more. As always, you can download the Talkshoe Pro client to … Continue reading
She may be 41, but she’s 14 at heart. And by heart, I mean her tits.
This is my friend Shauna. Ahem. Eyes up here, people. She swears she’s turning 41 today, but I’m having a problem with some of the math. I think that if she was born in 1970, but her breasts were born … Continue reading
Black History Month and friends
Since 1976, the United States and Canada have celebrated February as Black History Month, with most school curricula specifically celebrating the accomplishments and impact of blacks throughout history. And while it’s the most well-known calendar event of its kind, schools … Continue reading
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Tagged black history, black history month, comedy, cyr, humor, talkshoe
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Please for the love of all that is holy, do NOT go see Gnomeo & Juliet
On Friday, a movie called “Gnomeo and Juliet” will be entering theaters. It is, as the dumbest of you probably figured out, a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, involving garden gnomes that come to life when humans aren’t looking. … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, Rants
Tagged comedy, cyr, gnomeo and juliet, humor, movies, radio, talkshoe
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The relaunch of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”
On Wednesday, February 2nd, at 9 PM EST, join me on Talkshoe for the new relaunch of my online radio show, “Clearly, You’re Retarded”! Click here to add it to your Google calendar. Here is where I anticipate your imaginary … Continue reading
Attention Advertisers and PR People. I am YOUR whore!
Dear readers, It’s Sunday. Go outside or to the beach or to church or something, but get off the computer! This post isn’t for you anyway. Dear advertisers and PR people: I have this little online radio show that I … Continue reading
New ways to be offended by the Internet
Thanks to the Internet, (relatively) new terms have been entering the vernacular of the web. There’s texting and blogging and Twitter and Facebook and Woopra and iPhones and email, just to name a few. And these new terms in turn … Continue reading
